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weeaboo and suddenly a women

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-31 19:39

a continuation from
http://zip.4chan.org/a/res/7162944.html

it's something like this:

oh god dammit guys.

I need your help.

today this really beautiful girl comes up to me after class and gives me her e-mail adress with the comment:"If you have time and are interested in meeting sometimes, write to me"

what should I do? I'm a 22 years old weeaboo which had never contact with women and my room reeks of WEEABOO!!! posters and figurines EVERYWHERE.

I'm confused. true story by the way and in before not your blog.

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anon: cinema, let her pick what to watch. then walk in the park after, chat idly about the film or whatever. if you're going to TAKE HER HOEM, de-weeaboo your room first
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anon: Details?
I.e. are you friends? Do you talk sometime? How well do you know her?

Maybe just go with her for pizza or something and talk, try to get to know her better, that's one reason dates are for anyway
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OP: de-weeaboo my room? no fucking way. I mean to build up a relationship on a lie isn't very promising.
ok there will be no relationship in the first place because I'm gonna screw everything up but anyways I won't lie to myself or hide who I am. that sucks.

What I thought of is maybe meeting at her place and cook something, watching a movie.

but asking her to meet at her place right in the start may give off a wrong image of my motives huh?
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OP: we just met at the start of the new term last week. ended up in the same class. we're sitting next to each other during class and so we chat about trivial stuff
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anon: open thread on text board
so others can know the progress/thread dont get deleted/marked for old


and here I am.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-04 17:24

>>39

so i guess i'm a casual fag. it fits pretty well with me liking cocks

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-04 17:57

This thread was boring... was expecting some lulz.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-04 19:25

Fucking OP needs to post moar.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-09 10:52

キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!!

I met her today, we talked a lot, barely studied anything and next weekend we'll meet at her place to watch a movie or two.

has anyone any protips how to prevent, getting placed in the "only a good friend and nothing more" box?

It's theoraticly spoken the first date. I often hear girls like self confident assholes. well I'm quite selfconfident but not an asshole. how should I act?

Protips anyone? despite "kill yourself" and the usual stuff (yeah rape me falls into this category too)

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-09 10:59

Shit thread.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-09 15:20

First take her out. Then divide by zero.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-09 15:38

>>44
dude, you have got to show not only interest, but the idea that you are going to screw her brains out. Why do people date? to screw each other. So having characteristics that prove that you will do such is paramount to success. So do everything you can to up you confidence level. Don't just be an anime freak, be everything and more so that you can tear this bitches panties off. Don't suck up, make her suck. And pray on her low self-esteem, that always works.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-09 18:01

>>46
seems like I forgot the divide by zero thing...

>>47
how does this work? I don't get it. this description is just too vague.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-10 9:17

Fuck. I knew that wasn't sushi. =\

If you don't want to be a "good friend" then compliment her a lot. Don't hesitate to hug her or anything. And don't spend too much time with her. ~_~; Girls spend a lot of time with their girlfriends whether it be at the mall or on the phone. Make her come to you. xP

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-10 15:41

>>49
well isn't too much complimenting her a bad thing to do? One or two comliments may be ok, but too much turns into being a little bit awkward doesn't it? I mean there IS a lot to compliment because she's quite awesome.

anyone knows any good punchlines? I only know the stuff out of the movies but I don't suppose they work in RL?!

I got an old cell by the way and she gave me her number yesterday but I still didn't call her or wrote her a message. I should wait two days right? But what should I write to her? Just some short "hey there, just wanted to check out if the number's right, mail me back if you're the one I tried to reach(name). in case you're not don't you ever call back... or you'll die. srsly!"
or even more serious stuff? any gurls here on board? help me out ladies!

weeaboo 22 over and out.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-10 16:46

ok, don't throw in that shit at the end, about killing them if it's not. because if it is, that just seems like your a creepy ass shit deep down and not letting her see it. and no punchlines. just don't. too cliche. you don't want to seem like your repeating shit out of a movie, or you're going to have a hell of a time when it comes time to wing it. and what >>47 means is you should not focus on the fact that you're a weeaboo. you have other personality traits. use them. but really, what you should to to screw her and what you should do to keep up a serious relationship are two completely different routes, almost, but they both end up at the same place anyhow. it just depends on what you're looking for in this chick.

Name: Anonymous !TA0T5gpKEQ 2007-11-14 6:57

thread still alive after 2 weeks.
OP still alive? Or already killed softly with weeabooness

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Name: Anonymous 2007-11-14 12:11

>>52
I'm still alive. tomorrow I'm gonna get the date straight. when, where.

I will do my very best to get this thing with her going, because she's a nice and beautiful girl. And god dammit I want in her panties.

And I will act like I deserve her, because I do! fuck yeah!

wish me luck guys (even though I know you won't)

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-14 12:11

>>57
fuck off cunt

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-14 12:12

>>57
fuck off cunt

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-14 12:12

>>57
fuck off cunt

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-14 12:12

>>57
fuck off cunt

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-15 0:05

i know plenty of weeaboos

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-15 0:14

stick it in her pooper

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-15 0:18

Do people really come to 4chan for relationship counseling?

Name: RedCream 2007-11-15 0:20

>>65
I hope so.  Hidden inside our vast contempt is a sensible cynicism that should work in many cases.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-15 16:29

ok the date is confirmed. at her house. I'll bring the movies and will cook something delicious.

she looked quite happy when I suggested the cooking thing.

Now I only have to avoid the "Good friend" path to hell.

try to get body contact right? compliment her from time to time right? oh boy this is gonna be heart. I'm just too much the good guy for this arrogant shit. this makes no sense at all! why are they talking about how they want a nice and carying, romantic guy when they really want an asshole?

.. women.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-15 20:01

You don't need to be an asshole, just don't be shy. Let her know you like her, but be respectful about it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-15 20:53

DON'T SHOWER HER WITH GIFTS
Be assertive because she'll be looking for you to have ideas
Good posture is way more important than you might think...stand up straight if you don't.
Just don't be all sappy and act like you're going to let her do everything and decide everything, there needs to be a balance there.
And don't by any means act insecure or like you need her and don't take anything sexual too fast because that's basically instant death for your relationship.

Don't be an asshole because all that stuff is bullshit and really doesn't work.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-15 21:00

HAVE OTAKU PRIDE   DUMP THE BITCH TELL HER IF SHE WONT CALL YOU NITAN AND DRESS LIKE MAHORO SHE IS WORTHLESS

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-16 1:34

>>69
>>68
thanks for the help guys. since she's older than me I think the sexual thing won't start from my side of the field because I have no fucking idea what to to when it comes to this. remember, she's the first woman I've gone this far with.
concerning the gifts. I thought of leaving a little red origami flower at her place when I leave. placed where she won't find it immediately as a surprise. but this goes to far doesn't it? for a first date?
I appreciate you help guys.

weeaboo 22 over and out!

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