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Is there something wrong with me? cont. 9

Name: Alex 2007-10-30 0:08

Kayla started her first day of basketball today. I'm still doing swimming, but GAC's start tomorrow and go on till thursday. Either way, because of that, practice ended about 30 min. early today. And because it was the first day of basketball, Kayla's practice ran 30 min. late. So I had about an hour to myself to just chill out. Mikey was in the house for a little bit with his friend, but they left. Mom was home, but she had a migraine and was sleeping in her room. And Jake... well, all I know is that his car wasn't here. Even now, I still have no idea where he is. Anyone know where I can buy those portable tracking devices like they have in spy movies? I'm serious.

Anyway, about an hour after I got back, Kayla came through the door. I said hi, and she said hi back. She walked upstairs to take a shower. About 15 minutes later, she came back downstairs and my jaw dropped. She was wearing nothing but a red bra and thong. She was still a little wet. Of course, I'm completely freakin out. I think I expressed it a little like this: "KAYLA! WTF are you doing!"
She just smiled at me and said, "Well, you didn't want to come into Victoria's secret with me the last time we went to the mall. So I figured now would be as good of a time as any to show you what I bought." She placed her hands on her ass. "You see, I've never actually worn a thong before, so I wasn't sure how it'd look on me. I needed someone to tell me how it looked, so I figured I'd use you." She seemed so innocent when she said it, but it's hard to take it like that from someone dressed like that. I agreed, so she stood in front of the tv and did poses. I'm not gonna lie: she looked fucking amazing. I'd never really taken the time to get such a detailed look at her body, but then again, she never really took the time to show it to me until now. I think she's a c-cup, which is nothing to complain about. Either way, she just modeled for me in front of the tv for a while. She even even laid on the floor for a bit. She finally got up, flicked her hair, and asked me what I thought. I decided to be modest and said that "she looked alright", just avoiding eye contact. She laughed and said, "Oh come on. I know you think I look better than that." She sat next to me when she was saying it. I wanted nothing more than to change the subject. I tried to change it, but she brought it back by saying, "Come on. Tell me what you really think." I looked at her and somewhat pissed voice. Like I said, I wasn't entirely comfortable with the situation. She just looked back at me and said, "Well, check your pants sizes." I looked down. My sizes were running 31, 33, 31. I was just speechless after that. Not only had I just been aroused by my own sister, I was also more embarrassed than I've ever been in my entire life. She just laughed and said, "Don't worry. I take it as a compliment." With that, she kissed me on the cheek and went back to her room.

A little later, she asked me if I wanted to play some video games. So we pulled out the gamecube downstairs and played tony hawk 3. It's one of the few games that she's better than me at. We also played a little bit of Pikmin 2, but she quit after one game.

I'm still hard from the whole event, as ashamed as I am to admit it. I mean- everything about it seemed so... surreal. I am not happy with myself. Still, I could almost garuntee that anyone in my shoes would have reacted the same way. I handled it as best I could, but I would like to see any of you do it better. I mean that.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-30 0:17

dude ur sister wants to fuck you

i think she might be the one with problems

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-30 0:22

Alex, I fukin luv u. These stories r teh bezt. I juzt hope u dont dye from sumthin an leave us hangin

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-30 0:43

>>3

Ban this illiterate fucker.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-30 0:51

>>4
tha made me lulz. i ben bant, but i keeps cumin bak fo mo

Name: BigBadFurgy 2007-10-30 1:05

O.o
Some of my friend's girlfriends have done it to them, but NEVER have I heard of a sister doing that...

Today me and my friends were discussing something that kinda reminded me of you.  One of my friends asked,"If your sister was the hottest chick in the world, would you do her?"  Everyone agreed that they would.

I still say you should try getting a girlfriend.  I mean think of worst-case scenario, you do your sister.  But then what?  What happens next?  It's not like you guys can go into a full fledged relationship, I guess you guys could just leave it in the past.

It reminds me of this comic Better Days.  The sister and brother love each other too much, and they do it.  Then they just continue on in life, but it's extremely awkward.

Really Alex, good luck.

~BBF

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-30 1:09

>>6
i dont tink u iz teh real BBF, isnt hiz name blu?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-30 1:12

halp me cunt

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-30 1:14

>>1
She wants to fuck you Alex. Now what I would do is tell your mom what happened so she will be ferious with Kayla. Or I'd fuck Kayla because I'm not related to her and she sounds like a babe. (post pics of her!)

Name: Alex 2007-10-30 1:18

>>6
*sigh* someone brought that same question up at lunch the other day... I just couldn't answer it. In fact, I think I died a little inside. I may joke, but it was extremely awkward. Worst part is that every other day, we make fun of this one kid at our table that has a really hot older sister, saying he should sleep with her and then let us join in. I stay out of these arguments, but once again, awkward. I instead changed the subject to "if a really hot girl had the exact same name as you, would you still do her?", which turned into a conversation about the movie "The Crying Game".

Name: BigBadFurgy 2007-10-30 2:07

Yeah it's the real me.  Just cause I'm a furry doesn't mean I'm stupid >:P

Name: Legion 2007-10-30 5:00

>>10
if you cant answer that question mabey its because you don't really want to know the answer.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-30 6:23

Would be nice if we had some pics to you know errrm take a more broad look at...things..... yep that sounds good. ill go with that.

Name: Hump4us 2007-10-30 7:07

Is it just me, or is it because of these posts that the lounge has become full of incest? I mean, I had no problem with the whole "is there something wrong with me" cont. (I still don't), but it kinda opened (or inspired, for people making shit up, aka shit, I'm fucked) the gate for others to come and tell their own stories. Something needs to be done. I'm gonna say we don't get rid of them, but instead ask moot to make a new board for people to talk about relations in general, because people seem to both like telling and hearing them.

Name: Alex 2007-10-30 14:17

Guys. We did it.

Name: Don 2007-10-30 14:23

>>15

You're kidding..

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-30 14:23

>>15
?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-30 14:25

Yatai! Okay.... take a shower at night when the lights are off. Then you can walk into her room naked and say that you thought it was yours. Then.... tap that shit!

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-30 15:00

>>1
you can order a GPS logger at Thinkgeek.com.  Place it in your borther's car and then later retreive it and you can download a map of where he's gone from the device and overlay it on Google Maps if you want.

Also, I think at this point the rules require that you post pictures of our sister, or we really can't believe you.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-30 15:27

>>15
?

Name: BigBadFurgy 2007-10-30 18:51

I don't think that's really Alex...Alex elaborates more...

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-30 19:28

HAHAHAH pics would be ill

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-30 19:36

>>15
Not Alex. He would go into flapable details. E

Name: Alex 2007-10-30 20:56

>>15
I did? We did? What? I think I would have remembered something like that.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-30 21:03

yes. theres a lot wrong with you. Kill yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-30 21:41

I think i'd like to hear from brian on this one

Name: Kyle 2007-10-30 21:50

Alex, it may seems strange at first but this is what you should really do. Get into a conversation with her... just a normal conversation. Elude to the dream you had, and explain how it made you feel. Tell her that it might seem weird but you thought it was arousing. PAY VERY CLOSE ATTENTION TO HER REACTION TO THIS. Expressions that she gives or things that she does right then will tell you exactly what she wants (you can make judgement on your own). These guys might think its weird, but if she goes with it then fuck the shit out of her and make her never forget it.

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