Is there something wrong with me? cont. 7

Last night, the rain got harder and the weather got a lot colder. I would go as far as to say that it may have even gone as low as below 32f. I think it may have even started thundering, but I'm not entirely sure of that. And unfortutately, our heater wasn't really able to keep up. I ended up bringing a space heater into my room because it got so cold. Wind also picked up. Oddly enough, these are the perfect conditions that I enjoy sleeping in. I guess I'm a little weird like that. I guess it's because I feel like I'm in a little fortress beneath my blanket, knowing that just beyond are elements I feel better just not dealing with. Either way, on to what happened.

Last night, I went to bed at about 11'oclock. I slept in nothing more than boxers (that just how I always sleep). I was totally fried from that day, so I just passed out. Now, there are 2 things you should know about me:
1)I am an extremely heavy sleeper
2)I always wake up 5 min. before my alarm goes off, which would be about 5:05am so that I can just lie in bed, enjoying the warmth.
Odd thing was, I woke up a lot earlier than usual. I didn't check the clock right away, but I could tell I still had a few hours to sleep (I think it was maybe 1am). I almost went back to sleep, when I realized what it was that woke me up. Behind me, I could feel someone else in my bed. I turned over to see who it was. I figured that it may have been Mikey, on account of he'd done the same thing during previous winters. It was dark, but I could still tell who it was: it was Kayla. Of course, I was rather shocked. Many things ran through my mind, the most prominent of which was "Why the hell is Kayla in my bed?" She was facing with her back to me, but I could see from her breathing that she was fast-asleep (for the record, she sleeps about as hard as I do). I reached out my hand to try and wake her, but as I laid my hand on her arm, I found something I didn't expect: she was shivering. She was wearing pajama pants and a t, yet she was still shivering. I felt really bad for her, so I decided against waking her. I was trying to figure out how to handle this situtation, when I just acted out of nowhere. I scooted in closer to her. I wrapped my arms around her body. I pulled in, and brought her into my chest. I felt I could do at least that much for her. She felt cold at first, but she began to warm up. It felt wonderful, holding her so close to me.  It felt so... right. I closed my eyes and went back to sleep...

I woke up at my usual time, having almost forgotten what happened in that night... but I remembered as I felt her warm body pressing up against mine. She wakes up about an hour later than me, so she was still fast asleep. Appearantly, she had shifted positions sometime in her sleep, because she had turned around so she was facing towards me instead of away, her warmth still flowing into my body. She had wrapped her arms around my waist along with one leg, and her head was dug into my chest. I felt bad about it, but I needed to get ready for school, which meant I'd have to wake her up. I whispered in her ear fairly loudly, "Kayla... Kaaaaaayla... Kaaaaaaaayllaaaaaaaaa". I felt her breathing change as she her head shifted. She looked at me with eyes that were half-awake and a smile that almost seemed to be of accomplishment. She yawned. "Good morning Alex. I take it you need to get ready for school?" I looked back at her for a bit. It was a look I had seen her give me before, but it was one of those looks that I she gave me when she was making fun of me. It seemed really out of place. I tried sitting up, but she was still holding on to me. I finally said "Um... yeah. I need to get ready for school Kayla. By the way, what are you doing in my bed?" She kinda stared at me for a bit with this puzzled look, which slowly turned into a look of utter shock. She let go and sat up in the bed. "Come again?" She seemed almost panicked when she said it. So I repeated. "I was just asking why you were in my bed". She looked completely stunned. She looked around for a little bit, then finally said, "I thought this was my room...". She just kinda went mute after that. I got dressed and ready (she was still in the room) and I began walking out the door, when she called out of my name.
"Alex?"
"Yeah kayla?"
"Um... is it... okay if I go back sleep in your room?"
"Why?"
She looked down at her legs "Well... the bed's already warm, and I don't want to move."
I smiled at her and said "Alright". With that, I went downstairs. I didn't see her for the rest of the morning.

After a bit of thinking, I concluded a few things. One, she didn't remember coming into my room at all. Two, she truly thought that I was in her room (her shock was very sincere, not the kind you can easily fake). And three, she didn't mind me being in her room. In fact, by the fact that she wasn't shocked by me holding her, one could almost go as far as to say that she welcomed me. I suspect that she had actually waken up in the middle of the night, and consciously changed position on me. I could be wrong, but she was definetely not fully awake when she was dropping these clues. I'd say she may have accidentally said  a lot more than she meant to...

I'm waiting for the part where you fuck her already. I've been reading these stories, holding in my juice, waiting for the big moment. I must say, this is better than literotica.

you suck balls

eat cum

I leik ma sis

no person ever says "I take it you need to get ready for school?" when they first wake up. This sounds so fake, but nice try anyway,  the rest is pretty good.

Huh.  Really wierd.
Does she have a history of sleepwalking?

>>6
Well, like I said, I was paraphrasing. And actually, that is something she would say. There was some small talk before it, but I felt it was irrelevant to mention it. Sorry if it came out sounding... odd. It was just a situation that was hard to express in writing.

I have a legit question: are you going to sexy her???

I really want to know, its important to me.

>>8
Whats Really important is are you going to do her?
I think its time to just bend her over and show her whos boss.

>>9
I will say this much: I would like to. However, keep in mind that this isn't smut I'm writing here. This is my sister we're talking about here, and I'd much rather build a bond with her before doing something drastic. I'm not just some guy on the internet writing to entertain all of you. There is a real person behind these words that you are reading. I'm not as shallow as to try and get in someone's pants after just two weeks. I could only hope that no one is shallow enough to pull a stunt like that. However, I do know people that are like that, like this one kid at my lunch table by the name of Stephan. Everyday, Stephan talks about how he was "this close" to getting laid, head, or a handjob the previous night. I wouldd say he was full of it if only he didn't always have pictures on his camera to prove this stuff actually happened. I pretend to be envious of him, but really, I would just prefer something more, more of a bond with someone I could always get along with and love. Unfortunately, I think it's this same additude that may have brought me to be attracted to Kayla. I really need to stop thinking.

>>11
Nice try, Alex always puts his name as Alex, Not anon

who is she, your sister or friend?

>>12
No, actually, that was me. I forgot to label it. Sometimes I get so caught up in what I'm writing, i forget to sign it.

>>13
LURK MOAR! (try post 0)

>>13
Its his sister, I suggest you read the First Post and go from there, it explains alot. Also im pretty sure his sister wants to do him just as much, unless shes just the biggest cocktease ever and willing to do anything to prove it.

>>14
 I havent seen Alex forget to sign a post before, but i have seen people imitate him/you(?)

Eat a cumsickle you perv

>>17
Actually, I have. You probably didn't notice, but it was on a previous thread. I can't remember which one though... And yes, I am aware of people imitating me occasionally. Most of them are just so blatant, it's funny (i.e. Sparta or "Satan Guide My Cock"). However, one of them was good enough I almost asked myself if I had actually posted it myself, and just forgot about it. But hey, it's 4chan so I'm used to it.

I'm a faggot

>>11
lol as if you've only known her for two weeks.

>>21
You know, I've thought about that, but it never struck me as a good excuse. The way I look at it is if you had a best friend and you started dating her(him?), would you be able to use that excuse?

>>22
Its not an excuse, if anything its a reason to not do it. You came out of the the same uterus FFS.

>>22
yeah um I wasn't trying to give you an 'excuse' to bang your sis.  the relationship I'm in became sexual after two weeks, but the point is that you've know her for WAY LONGER AS IN SHE'S YOUR SISTER.  It's great that you love your sis, I pick mine up and mess up her hair and bother her when she's on the phone and drive her places and give her help with her HS classes, because I love her.  I don't frott her on the floor though.  I'm not against incest just because it's social taboo, I'm not against is because of the genetic issues (I'm not some retarded christian who thinks love is having twenty babies).  I'm against it because it will never work.  A romantic relationship with someone in your direct family will only fuck up your family, and that's all there is to it.  Let her down easy if she's so horny, but for god's sake stop letting it go forward.  Please.

>>24
Do you really think he's serious? wtf?

PS Fuck niggers.

What kind of moron names their daughter "Kayla"? Why not name her something sweet, like "Aurora" or "Belldandy"?

>>26
The kind of dumbass parents that don't notice that their son is so sick thats he's making up fantasies about how he's going to fuck his sister. 

>>1
Speaking of which, that moron is probably your mom and dad. Which means you're the son (I guess) of morons. Which means you have moron genes. ... Hmmmmmm.... no wonder u have a horny sister

Unless, of course, your sister is your mom

by the way, congratulations on beating slutgers..... HAHA, inbread  hill billies beat nappy headed hos.... LOL..... someone oughta make porn out of that

PEACHES COME FROM A CAN
THEY WERE PUT THERE BY A MAN
IN A FACTORY DOWNTOWNNNN

what country/state do you live in Alex?
Im just wondering, because if its texas or alabama or something your family probably wouldnt mind.

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You done making an ass of yourself?

I won't be making a new thread today, because nothing really happened. Kayla had GAC's for baseball, so she was gone pretty much all of the day. I did get a chance to talk with her in the morning though. I asked her if she wanted to go to Six Flags on Sunday. She said it'd be cool. I also had to take the ACT's today, so I was a little busy too. I went to sleep after I finished it (it was about noon) and woke up at about 6. Kayla was back from GAC's by then. We ate supper and asked our parents if the Six Flags idea would be cool, and they said it'd be alright. Or that was until Jake spoke up and said how great of an idea it would be if he and mikey joined us. Mom and Dad agreed, so now all four of us are going to Six Flags. I wouldn't be bothered by this at all, but right after he suggested it, Jake looked at me with a smile that sent a chill down my spine. I think he knows what's going on, and he's just messing with me right now. Perhaps I'm being a little paranoid, but it's not beyond his style of doing things. To give you a good idea of what he's like, I remember going to bed one time as a little kid; When I walked in my room, my closet door was shut completely (it was a sliding door). But when I crawled into my bed, I noticed that the closet door was open ever so slightly, just enough so that you'd think it was all in your mind. But I just stared at that crack in the door, and I could swear that it was growing. I'm a little freaked out by now, but I completely lost it when i saw a green hand begin to come out of the door. I'm going to say that the whole process took him about 5 min. Best said, he plays mind games.

That's not to say I don't get along with him. In fact, that same night, he and I went to a halloween party. He went as a duct tape ninja, I went as the ghost from charlie brown. Kayla didn't go because she was still tired from GAC's. Either way, just stayed there until about 1:30. We left, he went to bed, I chilled on my computer a while, then I wrote this.

>>34
Tell me one thing: Are you really going to have sex with her?

Dude LuLz... great never ending story so far lol =P bro i was wondering what state do you live in??

Dude LuLz... great never ending story so far lol =P bro i was wondering what state do you live in??

>>37
I think he lives in the midwest. In general, the weather from his posts matches with areas in the mid west. Not always, but it's just speculation.

yea... eather.. north mid west or... north east.

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wtf is dis?

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Where is part 8?

>>43
A fictional story, actually a horny person's fictional story.

Bribe him with your red reps, alright e-thug. For bein on roids, 165 aight that big, douche.

I'll put you in so much ****ing pain that it'll make jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a ****ing back massage on a tropical island.I don't give a **** how tough you are, how well you can fight, or how many ****ing guns you own to protect yourself. I'll ****ing show up at your house when you aren't at home. I'll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. I'll turn your air conditioning on high and open all the windows. I'll turn your cable box on and order 20 pay per view channels at once, and I'll pick up your phone and dial a pay-per-minute sex line in Japan. I'm going to run your utility bills up so ****ing high that you can't pay them. You're going to start stressing the **** out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a ****ing heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for heart operation, and the last thing you'll see when you're being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed up like a doctor. When you wake up after the operation, you'll be scared for your ****ing life, wondering what I did to you while you were being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of that hospital to go home, I'll run you over with my ****ing car out of nowhere and kill you.I just want you to know how easily I could ****ing destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I'd rather go to a great ****ing length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing ****ing hell. It's too ****ing late to save yourself, but don't bother committing suicide either...I'll ****ing resuscitate you and kill you again myself