Last night I was riding my boyfriend and I knew he was about to cum and he told me he was about to cum...and all of a sudden he orgasmed...but a few seconds later he goes "whoa, I didn't cum." I was like "what?" and he said he felt it about to happen and at the last second all the pressure from the angle I was in kind of closed off the event of cumming, but he still felt an orgasm. Has this ever happened to anyone else??
straight guy here - that happened to me twice last year, when I had sex more than 3 times in one day. so either you're fucking a lot, or your boyfriend is waking before sex, cheating, or has broken balls.
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Anonymous2007-10-26 22:56
WTF? That has never happened to me...
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Anonymous2007-10-26 23:27
it's called a retrograde ejaculation i believe. google it
For those who are playing along at home, simply pinch the end of your dick when you are about to blow your load. The jizz gets forced into your bladder, so you can wave hello to your sperm when it is mixed into your next piss.
Some people do this all the time to make for an easier clean-up when jacking the meat stick. It's very common.
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Anonymous2007-10-26 23:30
fuck you could explode your urethra into your prostate
>>16
I agree with you. Your eyeballs could fill up with cum from the sheer force of the redirection. It's best not to take such foolish chances. You don't play around like that with fireworks and guns, now, do you? Same principle.
>>11
Well, the official explanation is that chanfags find namefaggotry so offensive that they take steps to anonymize namefags by adopting their monikers in order to bury such things in a crowd of disinformation.
The REAL explanation is that my kung fu is just too powerful and people want to capture some of it for themselves. My blogging techniques really ARE unstoppable and it's a primal flame that many moths are drawn to.
The real RedCream loves his imitators (i.e. the CLOANS) and he strives to complement them when they appear. Everyone knows this. Everyone ... but perhaps some newfagGOATS.
Hey guys it\'s me RedCream 4chan\'s #1suppacool homosexual. Just wanted to thank you for the advice you gave me. My bf and I are now getting along just fine. When he is about to jizz inside my anus I just clench my buttocks and force him to.
Stop this guys. I may be gay but you have no right to make fun of me or my boyfriend. Nor do you have the right to impersonate me. This is not allowed here on the boards. I email moot about this and he said this is against the rules. So stop it now or you force me to report you to the moderators and let them ban you forever. I will even contact the CIA to track you down and arrest you for harassment. This is a serious crime. Internetcrime gets you into prison for several years. Better stop now before your parents visit you in jail.