If you could be a serial killer...

Imagine, you can be a serial killer. You don't have to worry about the police coming after you. Either through dumb luck, or your wicked genius they cant apprehend you.

What kind of killer would you be? A sophisticated one, or a sociopath? Would you be driven by obsession, lust or hatred? Where would you find your victims? Where would you take them? What would you do to them? How would you kill them? How will you leave them behind? Buried? Or unclothed by the side of the road for everyone to find?

Tell me, anonymous. Search the deepest, darkest crevices of your mind.

If you dare.

If I was a serial killer, I would say hey this ain't cool and stop being one. Cause serial killing ain't cool, serial raping on the other hand...

QUIT ASKING, YOU ATTENTION WHORE!

That's not very nice to be a serial kller! :o

Ever seen Death Note?  Yeah.  Is Light not good enough for you?  Yeah.  Didn't think so.

I'd be the Green Goblin and kill Spiderman.

>>5
1. you are an animaefag
>>1
If I was a serial killer, i would mutilate every family member I have, rape the pieces and keep them in my hottub so they stay nice and warm.

Kill other serial killers?

CHAIN COMBO!

send me porn

If I was gonna murder someone, ill probably make fuk with her, and stick her in her pooper. giggle.

Do I even have to say it? I'd kill NIGGERS!

ALL VICTIMS MUST BE EATEN.

himmm... me...a serial killer... i guess i would do sum crazy shit lol like kidnap every single one of them and if i couldent be caught go up to the white house lawn and shoot them one by one through their spleens untell they bleed to death.. shooting anyon e else who trys to stop me k thnx bye lol

i would go through day to day life and not really look for my victims but they would surely come to me...i hate ppl all of them and inevitably sum1 would do something to piss me off and thus my victim is made. i would kidnap them rendering them unconscious and leaving them in perhaps a cellar room or basement barren and dark letting their minds reel with the possibilities of torture and sorrow they are soon to endure i would undress them and one by one remove limbs or perhaps smaller parts like fingers and toes, skinning them even slowly listening to them scream in pain a melody i will never grow tiresome of, and kill them? no i would prefer them to be left in misery as long as possible alone where they will bleed to death slipping into sweet eternal sleep

LIKE KILLING PEOPLE BECAUSE IT IS SO MUCH FUN IT IS MORE FUN THAN KILLING WILD GAME IN THE FORREST BECAUSE MAN IS THE MOST DANGEROUE ANAMAL OF ALL TO KILL SOMETHING GIVES ME THE MOST THRILLING EXPERENCE IT IS EVEN BETTER THAN GETTING YOUR ROCKS OFF WITH A GIRL THE BEST PART OF IT IS THAE WHEN I DIE I WILL BE REBORN IN PARADICE AND THEI HAVE KILLED WILL BECOME MY SLAVES I WILL NOT GIVE YOU MY NAME BECAUSE YOU WILL TRY TO SLOI DOWN OR ATOP MY COLLECTIOG OF SLAVES FOR MY AFTERLIFE EBEORIETEMETHHPITI

I'd fight for my country against communism and oppression.

i would target other serial killers

cereal killers :)

had to be done.

I'd be a serial panty sniffer

>>18
No it didnt, in fact you just lost the game, and by pointing that out I also lost the game.

>>20
there's no fucking game

theres always a game

and you >>21 just lost it

I'd probably target people that wouldn't look odd dozing off on popular park benches, then I'd kill them with something that is completely non violent like poison or gas or poisonous gas.

Then when nobody is around, I'd take the body to a popular park, preferably one that a lot of families go to, and sit it on a park bench so it looks like it's just sleeping.

Then people would be happily picnicking and playing frisbee around  a dead body and when they do eventually find out, rofl @ the irony or something.

Oh yeah, and there would have to be some fucked thing like removing the scalp and top part of the skull so the brain is exposed and then putting a hat on them. bahahahaha.

screw you guys, im not crazy. You walk past people like me everyday.

prostitutes

Most likely I would target women of my age.  I feel that my life and women have been unfair to me.  Stalking would most likely be my first move to study her everyday routine but I would go unnoticed while doing so.  Each target would have to have a wooded lot that would provide excellent cover day in and day out. 

My next step would be to enter her residence while no one was home and hide until she does arrive home.  These women would also have to be single because I would not be able to handle the average male in a combat situation due to my lack of size and strength.

My primary attack weapon would involve some sort of blunt object to cause head trauma.  I would knock the victim unconscious and   wait for them to regain consciousness.  The next move would involve trying them up, stripping them naked, and strangling them to death.

The body would be left in the front doorway with a note from me that rambles on about the injustices of the world and why this particular person had to die for those injustices.  I would hope to continue my killings for many years and if I ever got caught I would commit suicide.

OR I could be one of those kids that shoots up the school...but instead I would blow up the bus on the way to school to inflict mass casualties ;)