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Is there something wrong with me? cont.

Name: Alex 2007-10-16 21:46

Well, I've decided I'm not just going to avoid Kayla, because I've realized that that wouldn't accomplish anything. I don't want to do that no matter what, but things are still getting out of hand. I'll fill you in on what happened.

Now, one thing that you must know about Kayla is that she is a tomboy. She wears kakhi pants, t-shirts, and has a schedule that is filled with sports year round. So while I do swimming in the fall, she has baseball at the same time. She had a meet today, and swim practice was canceled for me, so I decided it's be a good time to go and watch her play. Funny thing was that I happened to be sitting by her boyfriend during, this one a football player named Greg. Greg and Kayla have been going out for about 3 weeks now, perhaps a new record for Kayla on having a relationship. She goes through boyfriends like toilet paper. Anyway, her team lost the game with a score of 5-6. She went up to Greg, they talked for a while, then she came to me, excited that I actually showed up. I told her it was nothing, and we drove home. Of course, she was still filthy as a pig from the game, so she went upstairs and took a shower. I just stayed downstairs on my computer, waiting for her to finish. After she finished, she came downstairs dressed in a pair of track shorts and a tank top. She just plopped down and started watching TV in the living room. Looking at her sitting there, water still glistening off her body, I was mesmerized. I walked on over and sat down on the couch, a little more than a cushion away from her. I think she was watching Will and Grace on DVR, or something like that. I asked her to change the channel to something interesting, like the Simpsons, but She said no.

I kept egging her, poking her in the side with my foot, when She finally said, "Look, if you want to change the channel, you're going to have to take the remote from me yourself" with a bracy-smile I had seen many times before. She had made a challenge, like every other day, and like always, I took up on the offer. I scooted across the couch and "accidentally" fell on top of her with my back facing her. She was laughing the entire time, saying I was crushing her. I ignored her pleas, and pretended I was sleeping. She finally got the brilliant idea of trying to push me off with her feet, but all she managed to accomplish was turning me around so I was lying on her face down. I thought nothing of it until she gave up fighting and just laid there. She was still giggling from the ordeal, and I was freaking out. I was laying face down on top of my sister, and was enjoying it.

I wanted to get up and walk away, I wanted to just stay laying there. But that's when I perhaps did the stupidest (or most brilliant) thing I've ever done: I kissed her on the neck. It wasn't long, but it wasn't short. I heard her stop giggling, and maybe even a gasp after I did it. I immediately got off of her and sat up straight. I apologized, saying it was an accident, but she claimed she didn't mind. She then sat up, said she was done watching TV, and walked off to her room. I didn't get a clear view of her face, but I could swear from looking at her from the entryway mirror that she was blushing. Of course, I just sat there for the next thirty minutes, smacking my hand against my head thinking I had totally fucked up. At least until she came back downstairs, asking if I could take her to the mall the next day. I agreed. She spent the rest of the evening in her room, working on her homework.

I don't even want to know what's going on in my head anymore. I just might be losing it. All I know, is that she seems to have forgiving me, but I don't know. Can anyone here give me a hint?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-16 22:09

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Name: Anonymous 2007-10-16 22:10

Here is a handy little equasion to help save you all that angst and worry. Plug in the numbers - personally i'd just masturbate if I scored less than about 0.90

s = estimate of sister's willingness to fuck you
b = your degree of /b/tardation
f = chance of sister actually fucking you

0 <= s <= 1
0 <= b <= 1

f = s * b

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-16 22:12

I don't know about you but "fucking" your sister seems a tad unethical and taboo. 

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-16 22:14

I kept fucking her, poking her in the cunt with my dick, when She finally said, "Look, if you want to change the channel, you're going to have to take the remote from me yourself" with a bracy-smile I had seen many times before. She had made a challenge, like every other day, and like always, I took up on the offer. I scooted across the couch and "accidentally" fell on top of her with my cock facing her. She was laughing the entire time, saying I was fucking her.

Name: Alex 2007-10-16 22:17

>>3
Well, you have to understand, there are several problems with just using that equation. I don't know if she'd want to fuck me, let alone if I want to fuck her. I know you posted it as a joke, but I'm trying to be as serious about the situation as I can be.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-16 22:20

>>4
Well, duh! That's why it's hawt!

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-16 22:23

>>4

Please note that "b" in above equasion does actually contain a high degree of ethical correlation.

From the content of your post I would guess you would have a "b" value of about 0.08. So even in the situation where your sister rips off all her cloths and says "Come and fuck me big boy" (ie. s = 1)  We get:

f = 1 * 0.08
f = 0.08

So your chance of actually fucking her, even when she is hot and ready, is only 0.08 which is a very low chance indeed.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-16 22:24

>>5
You mean he was still sitting on the other side of the couch when he was fucking her? Damn, that must be one long dick!

Name: shea_martinson@hotmail.com 2007-10-16 22:26

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-16 22:30

>>6

Who says >>3 was a joke?!

1. Find out the values
2. Do the calculation
3. ???
4. Profit

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-16 22:39

She was gone for thirty min., right? Do you really think she was doing her homework right after a moment like that? I think she was doing other things.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-16 22:48

Your life must absolutely suck if you resort to attempted incest.  Do you happen to live in the deep south of the USA?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-16 23:03

>>13
Newfag alert!

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-16 23:20

That is true, I am a "Newfag."  You wanna fight about it you fucking internet nerd faggit lol?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-16 23:24

>>15
Not really. What'd be the point of it? You're just a newfag. "everything I say can't affect you because you are anon and can get away with anything". If I got frustrated everytime I came across a person like you, I would have had a heart attack long ago. But no, I'll just let you do what you want.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-16 23:32

Ok dude.  As long as you are happy then its cool.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-17 0:16

>>13 would use the following calculation:

f = 0 * 0

Name: BigBadFurgy 2007-10-17 0:24

Just because you love your sister doesn't mean you have to do her <_<

I love my friends
but we dont do it all the time
I hope things turn out for the best

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-17 0:26

NIGGERS!

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-17 0:37

>>19

You don't have to do her but you can if you want to?

You can love your sister like you love your friends in that you don't do it with her all the time either?

Name: BigBadFurgy 2007-10-17 1:08

I don't follow -.o?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-17 1:19

NIGGER

NIGGERS

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-17 1:19

>>22

>Just because you love your sister doesn't mean you have to do >her.

That you don't have to do her does not mean that you CAN'T do her if you want to, right? If >>1 wants to do his sister and she is up for it then he can (>>1 please use condom!)

>I love my friends
>but we dont do it all the time
>I hope things turn out for the best

In the statement that you love your friends but you do not do it all the time with them there is the implication that you do actually do it with your friends. If you love your sister like you love your friends then you are implying that you may also do it with your sister but not all the time.

I too hope it all turns out for the best and that a condom is actually used.

Name: Hump4us 2007-10-17 5:50

If you go for it, don't fuck up. Take it slow. Still, I say you'd be better off with one of your friends.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-17 6:14

what a flashy invention!

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-17 6:38

>>26
What?

Name: Alex 2007-10-17 6:39

>>25
Thanks. I'll keep that in mind.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-17 9:39

>>1
I am so harrd right now

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-17 10:14

Just rape her while she sleeps

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-17 11:01

Name: The beaner 2007-10-17 18:16

>>19
speak for youselve man i mean i got to 3rd base with a friend just by asking if i could taste her lipgloss.

Name: The beaner 2007-10-17 18:20

Oh yeah and if you do fuck her make sure you have two condoms, cause if there is a chance that she would fuck her brother than shes going to want a replay.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-17 18:27

>>33

The maths for that situation would be:

f = 2 * (1 * 1)

Name: Alex 2007-10-17 18:34

>>32
Actually, that's very similar to how I got to third base with my ex-girlfriend (she and I broke up over a month ago). I made kool-aid, and she drank the last of it. I playfully whined to her, saying that I wanted the last bit of it. She then said, "You just want a taste, right?" One thing led to another, and, well, you can guess what happened. This happened 2 months ago.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-17 22:00

I like where this is going.

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