I propose to you, Redcream...

Will you marry me?

I don't think there's a state in America that would allow us to enter into a civil union, if you know what I mean.  But let's say we could engage thus, in principle.  What would I say then?

Well, I'd say:

FUCK NO!  MARRIAGE IS FOR LOSERS!

Thank you for the gracious opportunity to get all that off my chest.

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>>2

And you, good sirs, are faggots. But I shall be sober in the morning.

>>3
While you're drunk, why not do something NAO, which you'll regret tomorrow?  Your "faggots" comment elicited some interest in what you might well try tonight, eh?

>>4

Sorry, my brain hardware is wired so that I only find women attractive.  Enjoy your filthy, disease spreading, ass tearing, shit smearing deficiencies you homos.

aww you guys would have been a cute couple

rap is for NIGGERS!

>>5
When drunk, you're apt to feel differently, and will be open to more experiences.  W-w-wha?  Is that a man-hand on your thigh?  Why aren't you moving it away?