Name: Anonymous 2007-10-13 19:03
1. First things first, make sure you have a valid rape license. If you do not have a valid rape license you can apply for one at your local post office. PLEASE NOTE: Rape Licenses are not required in Japan as rape in Japan is a form of saying "Hello"
2. Choose your victim carefully, someone weak who can't fight back very well is usually your best option, for example an asian person or Calista Flockhart.
3. Follow your victim (some may consider this to be illegal stalking, however these people are known as "lulz killers" and should be ignored). If you notice your victim appears to be affiliated with any form of law enforcement agency DO NOT PROCEED WITH RAPE as this can result in serious anti-lulz
4. Approach and confront your victim in a largely unpopulated, obscure place e.g a park at night-time, also approach your victim from behind, approaching victims from the front can also result in anti-lulz
Formula:
Rape = Lulz
therefore
-Rape = - Lulz
5. For added ease of rape use a rape-initiation device also known as a "Kitchen Knife" these can be purchased at most Rape Accessory stores. Gagging equipment and Restrainment equipment can also be purchased at Rape Accessory stores and are highly recommended.
6. Whilst engaging in rape try to position your body directly on top of the victim in order to reduce chances of victim escape and anti-lulz.
7. After execution of rape remember to flea the scene this is a very important aspect of rape.
REMEMBER:
All forms of rape are legal in most countries. (excluding Whales where only raping of sheep is condoned)
97% of all rape is successful.
If you fail at rape there is a 99.9% chance that you are a homosexual.
Rape is a highly enjoyable pastime.
Rape is not just for ugly people, even George Cloony is a qualified rapist.