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My mother caught me 'browsing the internet'

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-12 15:06

She yelled at me for about five hours about how disgusting it was to do it. At first I was all caught up in shame but then I realised I was thirty seven years old and a grown man. I began to yell back at her, saying I was a grown man and can 'browse the internet' whenever I wanted.

She started yelling back saying that I need to get married or at least find a girlfriend. What does that have to do with anything? I have no idea either. I enjoy 'browsing the internet' and do so regularly. I do it first thing in the morning and before I got bed. It relieves my stress and I can enjoy new material because it's always fresh and never runs out.

My mother just doesn't understand. Could you explain to her that browsing the 4chan forums isn't a depraived activity?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-12 15:49

Stick it in her pooper.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-12 16:13

GTFO of yer moms house

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-12 16:27

Killer her, and hide the body in your attic.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-12 16:52

Do a barrel roll.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-12 18:08

in during old meme replies

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-12 19:29

Browsing 4chan is depravity. GTFO now.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-12 19:41

Maybe you should finally move out of her basement, savvy?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-12 19:43

37 and living with you mom? Lol Sir you need to get a life

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-13 15:18

yeah you need to move out

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-13 15:32

nice fake story u lil skoolz geek

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-13 22:01

your not worthy of a woman not even a blind disabled black one

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-13 22:06

>>8
Say savvy again and die, faggot.

Name: MUSLIMSKILLCHILDREN 2007-10-13 22:07

story lacked lulz

Name: jcfh29 2007-10-13 22:07

fucking move out then.
lol @ u

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-14 7:37

Anon says get a job and GTFO.

Name: RedCream 2007-10-14 8:05

>>16
Get a job?  Why?  Mommy let him live in the basement until he was 37, and still treats him like a child.  For her, his childhood never ended.  Why would he reward her stupidity and depravity by becoming a man?  Manhood involves paying a lot of bills.  Screw that!  Mommy will have to continue buying his food and paying his life insurance.  Stupid cunt!

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-14 10:28

its funny how people reply so seriously

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-14 10:40

Kill your mom and stuff her inside your computer to teach her a lesson

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-14 13:28

>>11
Thanks!

Name: RedCream 2007-10-14 13:30

>>18
Case in point: your reply.  Irony much?

Name: WWW.TBREAK.COM 2007-10-14 16:52

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-14 17:19

>>21
Not at all actually. Sorry. :(

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-14 17:43

Ask your mother if she doesn't mind you talking with your girlfriend over the internet, about arranging marriage and such things of course.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-14 19:01

AFRICAN AMERICANS

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-14 20:57

37 watching porn in his mom's house?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Name: Christopher Logan Hanssen 2007-10-14 21:39

>>21
Yeah real mature and funny, trying to say I do the ironing at home! You are obviusly just another stupid and rude annoying member of this internet area who only likes to cause mayhem and other forms of rudeness. I would appreciate it if you stoped you patethic nonsense and mis interpriting what people here say as it just causes so much annoyance and harassment of any form is not acceptable site behaviour and the admins here take that very seriously!

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-14 21:51

gimme her email address. In response to proving your mother wrong, there is no honor among thieves. Though we are not theives, this principal applies to 4chan users as well.

Name: luhrer 2007-10-15 20:53

OMFG you still live in your mums house, i understand that it would have its bonuses but really

Name: Christopher Logan Hanssen 2007-10-15 21:03

>>29
Who the heck do you think you are insulting my mother in this manner? That is appalling and most certainly not 4chan appropriate behaviour. Get ready to say goodbye to this website because we don't need rude annoying members like you around here!!!

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