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Cause of Newfags?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-11 16:11

First off let me just say this this is a serious thread.  Im not kidding.

What do you guys think caused 4chan to be overrun by newfags?

I think we did it to ourselves.  I mean, if we didn't hack websites, or raid forums, then we wouldn't be as well known.  If we weren't as well known, then obviously not as many people would know about us.  Then therefore they couldn't tell their faggot friends about us.

Comments?  Other theories?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-11 16:12

Anyone else think the OP is a fucking newfag cunt, since he isn't aware that 4chan has done none of those things for a long time?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-11 16:21

Cough, hal turner, habbo, tom green

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-11 16:21

its an attention seekin whore

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-11 16:41

>>1
fucking ebaumsworld!!!

Name: BringBackIDs 2007-10-11 16:54

>>1
newfag.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-11 17:36

Also, what has caused this epidemic of newfags who do NOTHING but call other people newfags, and spam "NYPANYPANYPA" ?

Name: RedCream 2007-10-11 21:58

I'm thinking you're overrun by newfags since you've spent way too much time being a whiny bitch.  FACT.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-11 22:04

>>1
newfag calling others newfags to make himself seem like less of a newfag

Name: Chris Logan Hanssen 2007-10-11 22:21

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Name: Anonymous 2007-10-12 5:40

>>3
4chan didn't do Hal Turner. Sorry. Haven't done Habbo in ages either. Tom Green I had no internet for, because I needed a new router, but I'm guessing that 4chan didn't do shit on that either.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-12 6:08

It was that Otakon pannel back in 06. We turned into a magnet for newfags, gaia fags, and all those fraking niggers.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-12 12:15

yuuuuuuuuuuup

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-12 15:27

Fox news and G4

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-12 17:00

I think these newfags are unavoidable, because 4chan is about things that people don't know much about or are interested in (Japanese culture, for example anime, manga, hentai). Also, it's technically very different to western sites. It's the most Japanese western site I know

Name: Monkey 2007-10-12 19:06

shut your mouth you dickface cocksucking bum munching peadophile

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-12 19:32

4chan itself is the cause of newfags. It would have been fine if we kept to ourselves but some people had to go shit up the rest of the web.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-12 19:41

When you look at it newfags can be pretty fun to watch when they do there thing

Name: RedCream 2007-10-12 23:55

obTranslation:  "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!  These newbies are dumping on my net-high!"

You can't stop the newfags, chanfags.  DEAL WITH IT.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-13 0:08

Christopher Logan Hanssen is banning the old fags left and right, we need newfags to keep th is board lively.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-13 0:12

lol im so stoned and kinda drunk rite now lol

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-13 1:42

lol

Name: silus 2007-10-13 3:28

>>20 i agree
i would like to say that making rules or lingo more well known might help the boards a little bit.
if they know the boundaries then there might be less of a hassle when trying to really get something done.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-13 6:14

let the haxing begin

leet_juice@hotmail.com

146.129.247.208

lulz

Name: anonymous 2007-10-13 8:12

just do everything over text boards, most of th /b/tards dont even know what they are

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-13 8:25

/b/ should still be the internet badasses that we are.
However, we have failed somewhere down the line. Our main goal should be to remain anon.

Name: RedCream 2007-10-13 13:11

This thread is about as interesting as measuring how long it takes for piss to land on balls.

Name: Christopher Logan Hanssen 2007-10-14 0:35

>>20
Well I bet your thinking your real funny eh my ignronant friend? Well it seems that you want to make fun of other members wishing to use this site so much that you also need to be removed from here! I will definatly be contacting the site administration over the weekend, and we will find out how amused they are about there members being so blatantely harassed!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-14 1:11

Excess of barrel-rolling education

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-14 1:46

he y im from newgrounds guyz just came to say your funnie thakn you visit myspace

http://www.myspace.com/XxsasukexX12

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-14 2:14

perhaps a new chan should be created and hidden from the newfags

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-14 2:41

>>28

CLH

Stop getting fags on the board banned u mean jerk!

btw u can go to hell!

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-14 6:16

lol u tk hm 2 da bar|?

Name: RedCream 2007-10-14 8:15

>>31
DO IT BITCH!  WE'LL FIND IT, AND NEWFAG IT TO DEATH!

You cannot post where we cannot find it.

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