No pants fit me

I go to the stores and no pants fit me. I can use a belt that's not the problem but they're all just too uncomfortable on my crotch or they are too long and they go under the back of my heels. I like to wear my pants a few inches under my belly button. I don't want to wear them like a faggot nerd and pull them up to my chest. Anyway why do these people suck ass at making clothes?

Hahaha fatass

>>2

It's actually thanks to America being so fat he can't find clothes that fit him. All the clothes are too big.

borrow your mamas paints

>>4
Yeah and than paint some new pants.

I have to buy children's clothes and I'm over 5' 7" for Christ sake.

>>1

so basically your a fat piece of shit?

He's saying he has a huge package, If you know what I mean. ;)

>>8
 I have a large "package" and my pants fit fine, cause I'm not a fat shit