Name: pussylover 2007-10-06 13:13
fucks sake, nae sleep in 49 hours. I wiz on a bastard ay a comedoon on the bus at 8.45 this morn on my way tae work man, fuckin shattered, likes ken whit am sayin, fucks sake. I thought, "Fuck it!"- Gubbed a couple ay eccies and a wee dab ay speed just tae keep me goin likes. I gets in, and ma boss says"Here, whits wrang wi yer pupils?". I wiznae hinkin , and i blurts oot "i dinnae ken but i could dae wi a couple ay fuckin eccies, ken whit am sayin?" Ma boss goes "Aye, guid yin. Get intae my office the noo". I wiz like, fucks sake man. Im expectin a fuckin bollockin and the cunt slams the door shut then pulls oot a bag ay sweeties im like "oh ya fuckin dancer! here we fuckin go!" He sez"We found this in yer locker", im like- "Sound as fuck, giez em here, ya cunt". So a fuckin walked oot, man. Thats me hame the noo , im cookin up a wee 12" eccie pizza, Catch ma drift ya cunts? I`ll go back tae work the morra and deny they were my pills, cos i honestly cannie remember takin them tae work likes. Btw, im fuckin chokin fur a ride, ken whit am sayin, aye?