Penis

You get an erection on the bus, you get 5-6 stops after your stop, waiting for the stupid erection to go away...or get off at your stop and walk around with a conspicuous bulge in your pants. My penis is stupid.

I'd just shift my dick so its pointing up and is held by the wasit band of my pants/shorts and just make sure my shirt covers up the tip sticking out and no one can tell.