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What do you love about your cock?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-02 22:01 ID:yXbJUgLm

I love the way it's shaped. I know that because it's only 7 and a bit inches long that it's not big enough to please a woman but I don't care. I still love my cock.

How about you, Anonymous?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-02 22:09 ID:FHga5VS4

7 inches baby

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-02 22:22 ID:NUtcnyZm

>>2

Tiny penis is tiny

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-02 22:48

If it's seven inches and you can't please a woman it means you suck in the sack.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-02 23:04

10 inches

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-02 23:05

812 meters long

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-02 23:09

Its sheer massiveness, it is so big all of your cocks would bow down and worship it as a god.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-02 23:17

Mine is square

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-02 23:20

>>1
mine is in the shape of the master sword

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-02 23:21

rectagonal.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-02 23:22

Mine is a lazer

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-02 23:23

mine shoots gravy.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-02 23:30

it's so big I need to use hefty trashbags for condoms.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-02 23:37

Hefty Hefty Hefty

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-03 0:01

it's slimey and it's green

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-03 1:55

Mine suplies power to Argentina.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-03 13:36

My penis is a cadilac, a giant coup deville.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-03 13:36

My penis is longcat.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-03 14:17

I Love knowing that my cock produces the "secret sauce" for your fast food burgers.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-03 14:47

Mine is so big, it has it's own cock.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-03 17:03

12 inches.

Thats not even a boner.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-03 17:08

I CAN PENETRATE THE ASTRONAUTS WITH MY LOOOOOOOOOOONG COCK

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-03 18:50

it's a pretty different color. the head and the entire thing is a tanish color, unlike the rest of my body. it looks a lot better then the standard white with pinkish head though.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-03 19:16

Bunch of cock lovers here.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-03 19:52

The thing I love most about my cock is how I can't just whip it out of the zipper like most people. Its so thick that I actually have to unbuckle my pants and then unzip my zipper to allow my behemoth to release urine onto a urinal. I also can piss without having my hand on my cock so I usually put both of them behind my head and just let it run. I go freestyle bitch.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-03 20:57

>>25
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Name: Anonymous 2007-10-03 20:59

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-03 21:04

mine rips into fabric of spacetime

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-03 21:05

Mine curves to the left a bit. It also has a big black bump that makes me orgasm when I touch it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-04 3:06

Mine is .2 inches long. It's so small girls give me finger jobs.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-04 6:53

I can move mine

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-04 7:18

>>31 I auditioned for a part in heroes because I could move mine, but they weren't impressed. fuckers.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-04 8:30

i dont have 1 =(

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-04 17:03

>>33
tits or gtfo

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-04 18:20

>>1

wtf do you mean not long enough to please a woman? you're retarded

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-04 20:05

my girlfriend's penis is 6 feet long and it pleases me fine

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-04 21:02

mines only 2 inches.......

...from the ground

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-04 21:08

hah nice i like the colour

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-04 22:04

>>37
i need 6 industrial sized cranes, and 2,431 litres of blood to life my erections.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-04 22:05

>>39
life = lift

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-04 22:05

>>39
>>40
samefag. alert the press.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-04 22:27

>>39
>>40
>>41
Samefag. Call your mother

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-04 22:34

>>42
well that certainly was fail. alert the press.

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