YOU WILL DIE and there is nothing you can do about it.
So deal with it.
Of course I'm the exception to this rule.
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Anonymous2007-10-02 22:19 ID:I8OJH3on
I'm immortal, so at least I can't die of old age.
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Anonymous2007-10-02 22:35
I'm death, so I'll see y'all soon.
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Anonymous2007-10-02 22:46
meh... life is just a leading up to death anyway... I prefer to sit and wait....
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JC2007-10-02 22:46
Sup guys, just saying I'll be back soon, you now end of the world stuff and all. Yo, number one, you gon' die.
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Anonymous2007-10-02 22:49
*cut*
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Satan2007-10-02 22:50
what's up JC? Haven't seen you for a while. Just wanted to let you know that my team is the winning team in this whole apocalypse thing.
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JC2007-10-02 22:52
Really? I thought with Valhalla on our side we'd win.
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Popeman2007-10-02 23:18
Heretical thought must be obliterated from the Earth, will you join the Grand Crusade against Satan?
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Satan2007-10-02 23:19
Nah. I got Hitler and Superman on my side.
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JC2007-10-02 23:20
I got every God I'm not supposed to believe in and the entire cast of Cheers.
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Anonymous2007-10-02 23:24
I also have all those eqyptian gods and dragons. Good luck.
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Anonymous2007-10-02 23:24
I also have all those eqyptian gods and dragons. Good luck.
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Anonymous2007-10-02 23:27
I got the whole ocean and Aquaman and God and four black holes, and a chihuahua the size of a house, and Hanky, plus the cast of that 70's show, the University of Washington and three stealth fighters.
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Satan2007-10-02 23:28
..... Ok I give up. Our father which art in heaven... Please don't sed me to hell?
I'm taking a shit into your thread -- huuuuuh pffarplfshhhhh farP! splash
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JC2007-10-02 23:29
Oh yeah and I can turn your blood into wine, and I can multiply the fish in all the oceans, turn your bones into bread, plus Popemans got my back.
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JC2007-10-02 23:29
And I can shoot lasers out my eyes, wait you give up? Pussy.
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JC2007-10-02 23:30
I'll join you then Satan. In fact, why don't we merge? My synergy will become your synergy... My dad'll come too.
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Satan2007-10-02 23:30
No not anymore now that you're on my side.
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JC2007-10-02 23:34
What the fuck? I am not joining you, damn it Jebus, my little known half brother you're just getting inthe way of an epic showdown.
Oh yeah, I can also breathe fire and my crown of thorns is really a cool super power witch can make your forehead bleed.
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Satan2007-10-02 23:34
behold my jedi mind tricks. I have convinced god and JC to join me. Whatcha gunna do now world? Oh BTW, I can make anyone's dreams come true... because I'm Satan
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Satan2007-10-02 23:36
My people killed you once JC. They will do it again. Jews. ATTACK!
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JC2007-10-02 23:36
I did not join you Jebus did, I have also got Super Humongous Hello Kitty on my side. Beat that satan, notice how I disrespected you? no caps on your name.
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Satan2007-10-02 23:38
How 'bout that? I got the Jews AND Hitler. How can I possibly lose. They will take all your money!
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JC2007-10-02 23:41
I got the Jews! and Hello Kitty
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Satan2007-10-02 23:42
Meh. Jebus is good enough. You were just the spoiled first child anyway.
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Jesus2007-10-02 23:43
You don't got no jews. They hate you and they like my piles of money. They will kill you again Jesus.
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JC2007-10-02 23:44
He was the first child you idiot! While I was on the cross he bribed his way through medical school.
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Anonymous2007-10-02 23:44
jews = gay
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JC2007-10-02 23:45
I'm Jewish!
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Satan2007-10-02 23:45
even if you do have jews. I've got all the germans from the holocaust. They were the jew exterminators. Whatcha gunna do? They almost took over the world. Oh and I have the Japanese which means an automatic win. My mecha warriors will destroy you.
I was NAILED to a CROSS. How is that being spoiled?
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JC2007-10-02 23:58
Anywho, I've still got blackholes bitch, not the kind you screw Satan, but the matter destroying kind.
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Satan2007-10-03 0:04
uh huh... and I got all the white holes to you're black holes... BTW you are such a whiner. I've been living in a lake of burning sulphur for 10'000 years
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JC2007-10-03 0:07
Blackholes just empty out of whiteholes, they spew microscopic matter dumbass.
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JC2007-10-03 0:11
Good job on the Rock and Roll, I'll give you that.