I'm Cocksure That I Can Outdick You

I take my cock out on walks occasionally if he's good. I put a leash around the tip and walk fully erect around the block a few times. Sometimes girls come up to me and pet it telling me what a good boy it is. They stroke the shaft and pet it under the head and I have it so well trained that it doesn't ejaculate prematurely. I often see guys staring at my monstrous member and I could tell that they're asking themselves, "Where can I get one of those?". I don't blame them but I only feel sorry for them because this puppy is one of a kind.

So 4chan how often do you walk out with your cock out and what are some of the reactions you get?