Fat girlfriend; small penis

My penis is relativly small, right on 5.0" as a result anything other than missionary can be frustrating for me with a thin female.

But, with my 370 lbs girlfriend its impossible, I'm not sure it even works in missionary. It makes my frustrating situation more obvious.

I might have to break up with her. But she's my first girlfriend in 19 years so I dont really want to lose her.

Any ideas on how to bring up the subject of her losing weight?

im preety sure she needs you as much as you need her so thier is no problem with her caring about how big ur penis is...as for her losing weight that is basically impossible and you saying any thing related to her losing weight while u are with her will probally get her pissed and break up with u

>>2
Well, the size of my penis is an issue because I cant even insert it into her vagina, she's just too fat. Basically impossible to lose weight? What are you talking about?

Stick it into her pooper?

damn then your fucked..your only chance is getting those pills that make ur penis enlarge but most of them are lies so idk

>>2
I dont think she will break up with me, she's 31 and I'm the first guy she's ever slept with, so she's pretty desperate to keep me. But she refuses to admit that her weights a problem. It's rediculous. I dont know what to do about it.

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>>1
WTF?  Her fuckmouth is RIGHT THERE, RedCream Clone!  5 inches of manmeat will block her windpipe as assuredly as anything.  As for her vag ... at 370 pounds, she surely knows she's lucky to have any BF at all, so let her masturbate while you bang throat.

5 inches with a thin female is more than enough.

And it's not the only way...

Have you thought of cowgirl position? Where she's on top? Have you done doggy-style?

>>9


He doesn't want to be crushed.

Have you thought about fisting her pussy?

Have you ever thought sucking her BALLS!

>>8
It's very dangerous to stick anything in the mouth of someone that fat. Let alone a sausage-shaped piece of manmeat.

The average lovemaking session burns between 50 and 100 calories. Having sex 3 times a week burns 7500 calories per year. That's the equivalent of jogging 75 miles. The more intense the sex, the more calories are burnt: up to 15,000 calories annually (at a frequency of three times weekly). Now, Thats the average. Want REAL DETAILS ? Go Here: http://www.c4vct.com/kym/humor/csex.htm


Seriously. It is the best exercise. It will help her lose alot of weight. 

Another thing you can also do, is start cooking meals that are low in fat but still have flavor. She will be on a diet and not even know it.

I will have no part in a discussion involving sexual matters with overweight women.

>>13 shutup namefag

>>16
Wow, lurk the fuck moar.