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God loves alcoholic beverages

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 11:33 ID:V2jUoPOj

Luke 1:15
For he shall be great in the sight of the Lord, and shall drink neither wine nor strong drink; and he shall be filled with the Holy Ghost, even from his mother’s womb.

Proverbs 20:1
Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise.

Ephesians 5:18
And be not drunk with wine, wherein is excess; but be filled with the Spirit;

Proverbs 31:4-6
It is not for kings, O Lemuel, it is not for kings to drink wine; nor for princes strong drink: Lest they drink, and forget the law, and pervert the judgment of any of the afflicted. Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts.

Judges 13:4
Now therefore beware, I pray thee, and drink not wine nor strong drink, and eat not any unclean thing:

Isaiah 5:11
Woe unto them that rise up early in the morning, that they may follow strong drink; that continue until night, till wine inflame them!

Deuteronomy 29:6
Ye have not eaten bread, neither have ye drunk wine or strong drink: that ye might know that I am the LORD your God.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 14:10 ID:d1PmVklf

I prefer secular alcoholism.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 14:47 ID:+Bkr/F7x

>>2
You used too many syllables for my poor brain.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 15:03 ID:Ghq+qGix

tl;dr

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 15:09 ID:epwLypsr

>>3

wuts a sylablis?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 15:23 ID:+Bkr/F7x

>>5
A college essay or something.

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