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porn gives bad idea about how to fuck

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-28 1:10 ID:OFTH6CDw

I just have to laugh at all the guys who learned fucking from porn.  They think they have to push their cock in, pull it back, push it in, pull it back, push it in, pull it back, push it in, pull it back, push it in, pull it back, push it in, pull it back, push it in, pull it back, push it in, pull it back, push it in, pull it back, push it in, pull it back, push it in, pull it back, push it in, pull it back, push it in, pull it back, push it in, pull it back, push it in, pull it back, push it in, pull it back, push it in, pull it back, push it in, pull it back, push it in, pull it back, push it in, pull it back, push it in, pull it back, push it in, pull it back, push it in, pull it back, push it in, pull it back, push it in, pull it back, push it in, pull it back, push it in, pull it back, push it in, pull it back, push it in, pull it back, push it in, pull it back, push it in, pull it back, push it in, pull it back, push it in, pull it back, push it in, pull it back, push it in, pull it back, but really just pushing it in once will work fine.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-28 1:15 ID:9D5dLfeE

speak for yourself newfag

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-28 1:30 ID:yQKJrmtA

fuck off nigger

Name: LordRiorcream 2007-09-28 1:31 ID:nXiZ9KZC

Fuuusion-Ha!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-28 2:33 ID:Mch9prPP

That's why porn is the funniest thing ever.  Pirate porn and Clown porn are the absolute best.  Second best is anything inflatable.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-28 2:38 ID:Zb1gEWN1

once?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-28 2:45 ID:Mch9prPP

>>6
Why do you think sex toys were invented?  Only a virgen thinks it's for practice.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-28 2:49 ID:OFTH6CDw

>>6
Yes, all you have to do is push it in once, ejaculate, and pull out.  Done.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-28 2:52 ID:wJkR76BY

This thread is lulz. Keep telling yourself that, premature ejaculaters. Try masturbating before sex, it might help. If all else fails, Viagra?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-28 2:59 ID:OFTH6CDw

>>9
Take a look at yourself in the mirror pushing in and pulling out 100 times and tell me that you don't look foolish.

Name: RedCream 2007-09-28 3:21 ID:NgVG3iom

To avoid premature ejaculation, browse for TIT MAGGOTS (the shooped pic, and the actual, real move clip) and the enduring memory of that should help sustain you.

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