Why does this happen?

So I was sitting at the lunch table with this girl I don't really know to well, but I've had her in a few classes over the years that I've known her. We don't hang out or anything and see each other for only about 1 hour and only during school. So I was sitting down minding my business when she starts talking. This isn't unusual as she usually talks about stuff that I don't give a shit about, but this time she went too personal.

"I almost had a seizure on Monday so thats why I wasn't here if you were wondering. And it really sucks because my sister has  and she's having surgery to fix it on Halloween and she loves Halloween."

I'm just there staring at the table wondering what the fuck I'm supposed to say. I wanna say "oh man that sucks" but when I say it it usually sounds like I'm being insincere so I tried to avoid that. I don't wanna bring up some diseases that my brothers or family has because then it'll be like I'm making a competition of it or something. So i just sat there and said "oh man that sucks." and she said "yeah". That was fucking it. That was the whole fucking thing.

Does this happen to anyone else too? Thats some really personal shit and I don't really care. Hell I got problems too and I want to talk to them with someone but that ain't gonna happen. Does she want me to feel sympathy for her? What do you say to in a situation like that?

fuck. i hate people like that.

just fake sympathy. it's what she deserves anyways for shoving her probs in ppls faces

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Tell her you're going to die in a week, then miss that week of school.

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>>4
yah do thst

You give her a squeeze and flick her nipple.

When you come back from that week, tell her you've been sent back to haunt her for being such a slag.

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And then fuck her and say you need it to pass on to the afterlife

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What he said

tell her a gypsy cursed you and the only remedy is to lick her pussy

Whip it out and tell her it tastes like candy

>>1

Does this same type of thing happen to you with other people as well?

If I had to take a real guess, it would be that people basically are not afraid to open up to you. Maybe you're a good listener or maybe you seem like an approachable person. Maybe you're special and you have a "gift" as well.

Or it could be that she would like to get to know you a little better and she doesn't exactly know the best way to go about that. I don't know why, but I get this feeling that you usually sit alone at a table during lunch and she usually goes over to the same table and eats with you.

If this is the case, then maybe she is attracted to the lonewolf type, if there are even girls out there who are like that. Or, she fears the lonewolf type. In her mind, she is either trying to prevent a school shooting by befriending you, or at the very least, trying to cover her own *ss in case it happens anyway.

I remember way back in the day when I was reading about the Columbine shooting, I remember that the 2 shooters did have some friends at that school. And I can only guess that those friends weren't exactly being targeted when the duo went on their shooting spree.

That is one of the problems with Earth human beings. They fear the unknown. More specifically, they fear anyone who doesn't exactly "associate with the pack". One thing I definitely noticed during my stay on this planet is that loners are looked down upon here. I even had to experience this kind of treatment myself. Such an ironic planetary species. They have a natural tendency to group together and socialize with other humans yet they still decide to harm each other.

They don't realize that not all loners are necessarily bad or crazy. Some of them are simply introverts who simply just need to be left the f*ck alone. Not everyone on this planet likes people. Another lesson these humans here could stand to learn.

>>15
That was a weird post. But I have a solution to any guy who wants people to fuck off and leave them alone. Ask the girl "Hey, wanna go out?" That'll be that. Also works for guys. It just might be bad if they say yes and you aren't gay.

>>one of the problems with Earth human beings. They fear the unknown. More specifically, they fear anyone who doesn't exactly "associate with the pack".
Yeah, cause school shootings never happen, as you pointed out. Also, remember the paranoia that's becoming a common "safety measure" today thanks to the infamous "Cho."

>>Such an ironic planetary species. They have a natural tendency to group together and socialize with other humans yet they still decide to harm each other.
You need to learn a bit more about psychology. Decisions are made separately. If I like you, but then I hate you, I can decide to spare your life while I shoot a bunch of random people. Or not. Depends on HOW much I hate you. Everything depends on their current state of mind. It's only influenced by previous knowledge or experience.

Morals and opinions are ever changing, as are emotions, which people actively choose to act on, rather than think things through. In other words, it's hella easy to start hating someone and just go with that feeling.

>>Not everyone on this planet likes people.
Not everyone likes anal sex. A sad mistake that many people make as well. Why miss out on something that many people enjoy? You can eat vanilla ice cream all your life if you want, but don't pretend you're not a loser and say you're not missing out on anything in doing so.

You tell her that she could go to the surgery place and have a halloween thing there, then she'll invite you and it'll all be cool. THEN you whip it out and tell her it tastes like candy and the hospital ridden sister too.

>>17
That's a great idea. Have the halloween party right in front of her where she's aching in pain from hours of surgeons performing back surgery on her. Jump around and put on some music and start dancing and shit. Have a good time while she lays practically paralyzed in the bed I'm sure she won't mind.