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Revolution is at hand!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-23 8:09 ID:XJYl0vFX

I've been getting a few emails in so I've decided, instead of replying to each one individually, to simply post a topic about it here.

What is The Facesitting of Moses?

The Facesitting of Moses (or FOM) is a society of people who celebrate the act of facesitting upon biblical characters (most often Moses). Facesitting is a sexual practice, in which one partner (usually the dominant one) sits on the face of the sub allowing anal/oral access. This may also entail the prevention of breathing.

FOM has a cult following around the world and is thought to now have over 80 members. It was originally founded on 4Chan in early 2007 and is gaining popularity around the web.

The current official FOM symbol:

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses

Earlier version:

( )( ) <--- Ass
0_0 <--- Moses


Controversy in the media

Much hysteria sprung up after the founding of FOM, with some going as far as calling it "a sacrilegious movement", "shameless" and "lame shit". The FOM leader responded to these claims with "Both the followers of FOM and myself appreciate the fact that some non-believers may not be able to understand why we behave in the way we do, why we feel the way we do. The fact is, you have Christianity. You have Buddhism. You now have The Facesitting of Moses. What is the big problem? I fail to see why we are not allowed to express our believes just like anybody else.".

This article has been taken from the Fom.com website (a work in progress. Coming soon!).

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses

Name: The Threadshitter 2007-09-23 13:25 ID:Heaven

I'm taking a shit into your thread -- huuuuuh pffarplfshhhhh farP! splash

Name: Moses !!gnELwn89x4g8BJ0 2007-09-23 14:03 ID:RlqYsuFG

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-23 14:30 ID:SYejrbTd

alright my nigg@s and nig@rettes
lets do it like this
imma rub yo ass to da moonshine
lets take it back to seventynine

Name: tink 2007-09-23 16:04 ID:ULeWc/B0

707 443 4933

Name: RedCream 2007-09-23 16:31 ID:m/UGuRvc

Where are all the members of the TO4 (Threadshitting of 4chan)?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-23 17:22 ID:qVDYowKg

I'VE WAS GETTING AN FEW EMAILS INS SO I'VE DECIDED, INSTEAD OFF REPLYING TEW EECH 1 INDIVIDUALLY, 2 SIMPLY POWST TOPIC BAOUT ITZ HERE.

WUT BE THEE FACESITTING MOSES?

DA FACESITTING O' MOSES (OAR FOM) R AN SOCIETY UV PEOPEL WHO CELEBRATE DE ACT OF FACESITTING UPON BIBLICAL CHARACTERS (MOST OFTEN MOSES). FACESITTING IZ SEXUAL PRACTICE, N WICH WUN PARTNER (YOOSHUALLEE THA DOMINANT ONE) SITS OAN TH' FACE OF SUB ALLOWING ANAL/ORAL ACCESS. THIZ MHEY ALZO ENTAIL TEHZ PREVENTION OF BREATHING.

FOM HAZ AN CULT FOLLWOING ROUN THEE WRLD EN B THROUGHT TOO NAO GOTS OVER 80 MEMBERS. ITZ WUZ ORIGINIALLY FOUNDED ONNA 4CHAN IN EARL 2007 + ARE GAINING POPULARITY AROUND DA WEB.

DE CURRENT OFFICIAL FOM SYMBOL:

(__)_) <--- AZZ
M-'.'-M <--- MOSES

EARLIER VERSION:

( )( ) <--- AZZ
0_0 <--- MOSES


CONTROVERSY IN TJHE MEDIA

MUCH HYSTERIA SPRUNG UP AFTER TJE FOUNDING OF FOM, WIF SUM GOIN AZ FAR AZ CALLING TI "A SACRELIGIOUS MOVEMENT", "SHAMELESS" AND "LAME SHYT". TGHE FOM LEADER RESPONDED TEW THESE CLAIMES WITH "BOTH THE FOLLOWERS OF FOM AND MYSLEF APPRECIATE THE FACT DAT SOM NON-BELIEVERS MAE NAWT BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND WHAI WII BEHAVE IN THE WAY WE DO, Y WE FEEL THE WAY WE DO. THE FACT IS, U HAV CHRISTIANITY. YOU HAVE BUDDHISM. YOU NOW HAVE THE FACESITTING OF MOSES. WHAT IS THE BIG PROB? I FAIL TO C WHY WE ARE NOT ALOUD TO EXPRESS ARE BELIVES JUS LIKE ANYBODY ALSE.".

THIS ARTICLE HAS BEEN TAKEN FORM THE FOM.COM WEBSITE (A WRK IN PROGRESS. COMING SOON!).

(__)_) <--- ASS
M-'.'-M <--- MOSES

Name: Moses !!gnELwn89x4g8BJ0 2007-09-23 18:45 ID:+ae+V8ge

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-23 18:45 ID:YDSHA/bM

o malakas o tourkos pou kolaei?

Name: Moses !!gnELwn89x4g8BJ0 2007-09-23 18:53 ID:+ae+V8ge

>>9

Moses does not like your nigga-talk.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-23 19:20 ID:Heaven

not this shit again. is someone bumping old threads?

Name: Moses !!gnELwn89x4g8BJ0 2007-09-23 19:39 ID:+ae+V8ge

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-23 19:41 ID:Heaven

not this shit again.

Name: Moses !!gnELwn89x4g8BJ0 2007-09-23 19:42 ID:Heaven

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses

Name: Moses !!gnELwn89x4g8BJ0 2007-09-24 8:01 ID:ItRd5BgB

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses

Name: Moses!!gnELwn89x4g8BJ0 2007-09-24 10:05 ID:HlvyiujT

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses

Name: Moses !!gnELwn89x4g8BJ0 2007-09-24 11:18 ID:ItRd5BgB

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 11:43 ID:Heaven



    (__)_) <--- Ass
    m-'.'-m <--- Moses

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-24 14:52 ID:So436DV0

bill donahue is gonna shit a brick when he hears about this. that's gonna be great

Name: Moses !!gnELwn89x4g8BJ0 2007-09-25 11:45 ID:RJkYlt98

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses

Name: Moses !!gnELwn89x4g8BJ0 2007-09-25 13:24 ID:NQs0twr0

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses

Name: Moses !!gnELwn89x4g8BJ0 2007-09-25 15:43 ID:pK28tUUR

I could facesit moses to that response!

Name: Moses !!gnELwn89x4g8BJ0 2007-09-26 9:03 ID:84NAIEx8

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 11:37 ID:Heaven

&nbsp

Name: Moses !!gnELwn89x4g8BJ0 2007-09-26 13:33 ID:/AxAoSQO

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses

Name: Moses !!gnELwn89x4g8BJ0 2007-09-26 13:38 ID:/AxAoSQO

Already a bit over 20 followers here!
Good work. Spread FOM!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-26 14:21 ID:Heaven

too busy spreading cholera, sorry

Name: Moses !!gnELwn89x4g8BJ0 2007-09-27 9:42 ID:N2t2CLyB

I could facesit moses to that response!

Name: Moses !73VOHXDuLo!Mo9fRkpCJFpUskz 2007-09-27 10:54 ID:4eobw9eZ

lol

Name: Moses !73VOHXDuLo!X1scfcEtUEJ3N+B 2007-09-27 10:55 ID:4eobw9eZ

HAHA

Name: jew !73VOHXDuLo 2007-09-27 10:56 ID:4eobw9eZ

df

Name: jew !c7Hz/u3Rbw 2007-09-27 10:56 ID:4eobw9eZ

da

Name: Moses !!gnELwn89x4g8BJ0 2007-09-27 11:21 ID:gfNGwTwo

I could facesit moses to that response!

Name: The Threadshitter 2007-09-27 11:53 ID:Heaven

I could take a shit into your thread at that response

I'm taking a shit into your thread -- huuuuuh pffarplfshhhhh farP! splash

Name: Moses !!gnELwn89x4g8BJ0 2007-09-27 12:33 ID:gfNGwTwo

I could facesit moses to that response!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 13:57 ID:FE3wCYTB

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 15:09 ID:FE3wCYTB

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 16:21 ID:/c8FnhmR

>>36
>>37
same fag, alert the press.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 16:25 ID:FE3wCYTB

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-29 16:34 ID:bouIw3dm

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses

Name: The Press 2007-09-29 19:29 ID:Heaven

>>38
Hello, I have been alerted to this thread, and I uh...

I'm taking a shit into your thread -- huuuuuh pffarplfshhhhh farP! splash

Name: McPeePants 2007-09-30 1:58 ID:HvUEJSP0

THREADSHITTER in a disguise? Nice.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 3:09 ID:/JOtl1u4

He's like Clark Kent, mild-mannered reporter for The Press who keeps his cover until a thread needs to be shat in.  Oddly, no one seems to remember that this reporter is the Threadshitter until he has already began shitting.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 3:10 ID:isxRLSwL

>>43
shut it, Redcream.

Name: RedCream 2007-09-30 3:43 ID:slnT9U5m

>>44
I don't post anon, fuckhandle.  Eat ballsauce.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 3:51 ID:/JOtl1u4

>>45
you tell 'im, Reds

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-30 4:55 ID:dMAJboKp

>>45
>>46
same fag

Name: RedCream 2007-09-30 4:58 ID:slnT9U5m

>>47
'Smatta with you assgoblins?!?!  I DON'T POST ANON.  Read English, faggotini!

Name: McPeePants 2007-09-30 5:03 ID:HvUEJSP0

You Italian?

Name: RedCream 2007-09-30 5:06 ID:slnT9U5m

No, non sono Italiano.  Perchè pensereste quello?

Name: RedCream 2007-09-30 5:16 ID:slnT9U5m

Attenzione, McPeePants! Dove siete andato?

Name: McPeePants 2007-09-30 5:22 ID:HvUEJSP0

Wassat? Yo try da English, not like that, but proper English.

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