Masturbation Is A Sin

It wastes your seed.
It robs you of the Holy Ghost.
It controls you.
It causes you to waste money.
It hurts how you view other people.
It causes you to constantly think about sex and other lusts of the flesh.
It is an act of selfish indulgence with no purpose.
It gets you into Hell.

You need to defecate. You can choose not to masturbate and live a long and healthy life.