Masturbation Is A Sin

It wastes your seed.
It robs you of the Holy Ghost.
It controls you.
It causes you to waste money.
It hurts how you view other people.
It causes you to constantly think about sex and other lusts of the flesh.
It is an act of selfish indulgence with no purpose.
It gets you into Hell.

>>17
Die in a fire.

Why can't people stop to think about what they're saying before they open their mouths? When did language devolve into nonsensical pidgin gibberish? It's one thing to coin a new phrase or use slang, but an entirely other thing to say the exact opposite of what you mean just because you can't be fucked to include the "n't" in a phrase. Fuck each and every last one of you morons.