Name: Anonymous 2007-09-20 23:10 ID:B+AfUlu0
After tonight's fap session, yours truly went about his business and put his semen soaked toilet-paper ball in the toilet.
This would prove to be quite unsettling as a small grey bug was seen wandering about in the small porcelain pool right on top of the discarded wet paper just prior to the flushing.
This could mean one of three things, which cause me escalating uneasiness:
1. The bug was in the toilet all along, how he got there is a mystery, but he managed to get on top of the paper fast enough for me to see him on time.
2. The bug had been lurking around my bedroom floor and was unfortunate enough to get caught in a sticky mess of my uncultivated offspring.
3. The bug was on my person. I haven't bathed recently, for about a week I'd say. I have sat on the street floor many times since my last washing. Could he have been adventuring himself through my bushy pelvic area and had the poor luck to near the base of my penis' shaft at the precise moment when I was caving to my lustful needs?
This would prove to be quite unsettling as a small grey bug was seen wandering about in the small porcelain pool right on top of the discarded wet paper just prior to the flushing.
This could mean one of three things, which cause me escalating uneasiness:
1. The bug was in the toilet all along, how he got there is a mystery, but he managed to get on top of the paper fast enough for me to see him on time.
2. The bug had been lurking around my bedroom floor and was unfortunate enough to get caught in a sticky mess of my uncultivated offspring.
3. The bug was on my person. I haven't bathed recently, for about a week I'd say. I have sat on the street floor many times since my last washing. Could he have been adventuring himself through my bushy pelvic area and had the poor luck to near the base of my penis' shaft at the precise moment when I was caving to my lustful needs?