My roomate jerks off in the room

It's been happening the last few days. I would be woken by this body rubbing on bed noise. I open my eyes to see my roomate lying on his stomach, rubbing his crotch on the bed. Maybe he thinks he is being sneaky or whatever by doing that and not actually pumping but anyway. I close my eyes, try to close my ears, and pretend what is happening is not actually happening. I cannot look my roomate in the eyes anymore. I do not talk to him at all now. Fuck.

I am in Virginia Tech. How would I go about getting a change of rooms? Please.

At least he is jerking off and not shooting people.

>>3
I wish he would shoot people and then kill himself. Atleast all I would have to deal with the rest of the year would be interviews by sympathetic cops, not the ragged gasps of someone in desperate awareness of his own pathetic life and his attempt to dull his brain into escaping it. I think there are nerve cells in my brain that are being destroyed because of this.

question: are uni girls easy?

>>1
The avoidance and shame you feel is just a reflection of your desire for the homosex.  Deep inside, you dream of turning over that manwich during the time of its saucing and taking a goddamned bite.

>>6

RedCream proves yet again his deep and total understanding of the homosexual mind.

>>5

everywhere i go a college girl will please me...
east to west coast college girls are easy

>>6
No because he is the ugliest loser in the whole entire college. Every time I look in that direction, my face scrunches up into an expression of disgust. It is just my tremendous luck that I got this freak for a roomate.

>>5
Yeah, it's like saying hello here.

Fcuk guys, help. What the hell do I do?

>>10
Kill yourself.

>>11
Somehow I have the desire to live through this harrowing ordeal. Sorry.

Tape it and post it on Youtube. That's always fun.
Or try putting Icy-hot on his bed. That always leads to good times.
"Stab him" is also an option.

>>13
Hmmm, ideas. I will consider taping it. Though I feel more inclined to break into the chemistry building and put HCl into his milk. Fucker drinks two three glasses of milk every day. Freak.

Wait, has he noticed that you've seen him? If he has then he's one sick bastard. Get out of there.

>>15
No I don't think he did. Thanks, I will just embarrass him with this information and that will hopefully be the end of it. I still want to get the fuck away from him though. He repulses me and thinking about the whole thing makes me nauseous.

yeah people who masturbate sicken me too. fucking freaks.

Haha, my roommate does this too in the morning. I surprise him by suddenly jumping up in bed and pulling on my clothes.

fucking masturbation freaks doing their sick masturabation stuff

this is your opportunity to fuck him.
resistance will be low while he is horny

HOLY SHIT CHECK OUT MY ID
IS IT aO2j8EGt ?
YOU FUCKING BET IT IS!!

>>21

i am not impressed

A long time ago I had a chat with a college student who was concerned about masturbation in college. He didn't know where it could be done "safely". He was afraid to do it in the showers, because anyone could just walk in at any time. It was too public. So the best choice he could think of was his dorm room. The problem is he had a roommate and sometimes when he was "in the mood" his roommate was there. Basically, he didn't know how to go about getting him to leave the room.

So here's what I told him. I said something along the lines of this -- Okay how about trying out a "system"? Go up to your roommate and tell him that -- Since we are both sharing a room together, it can be a little tough getting some privacy from time to time. Since I am a person who values my own right to privacy, I also believe in helping to facilitate your potential privacy needs as well. Any time that you feel you may need some time alone in this room, whether it be that you are trying to study for a test, or you simply have a lot on your mind, feel free to let me know so that I may help you give you your space. On the flip side, if I ever feel I may need some time alone of my own, would it be all right for me to let you know as well? How about it roommate? Would you like to try this idea out?

This was several years ago. It was some guy I bumped into over IRC. I haven't heard from him again, so I don't know how it went. But I suppose people out there with a similar "problem" as him could give it a shot. This is just some possible "solution" I came up with on-the-fly right as he revealed his issue to me, so I have no idea how well this works myself. It's not like I got a chance to field test this or anything. I mean, I am a college dropout afterall. I almost dropped out of high school as well. Anyway, that was just some possible idea I thought I'd throw out there.

PS --

I knew a guy in real life who had one of those "roommates from Hell". Basically his roommate would be banging some girl on his side of the room when he was present, almost as if he wasn't even there. It was really driving him crazy. He didn't really know what to do about it either.

One thing I have noticed about Earth human beings is their fear to communicate with each other. It's almost surprising how many problems can be solved just by speaking up and saying something. It seemed that the fellow mentioned at the beginning of this post just simply "didn't know what to say".

Tell him to quit fucking the bed or else you're gonna fuck him.

i dont care

sage

don't you guys have bushes near where you live

yeah

I think sage goes in the name box

NO U

>>29
It puts the sage in the emailbox or it gets the hose again.

Put the fucking sage in the emailbox!

sage