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Help! I have erection problems!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 20:10 ID:60oUHCqT

It doesn't seem to want to go down and it’s very embarrassing…

What can I do???

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 20:13 ID:XKhLGGJj

Cut it off. Duh.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 20:18 ID:9vcBy4DQ

what are u 12 years old just hitting puberty?

well heres what i do, i think of disgusting stuff.

example:
think of someone sticking a needle in your penis hole.(i actually saw a video of someone doing this!! scared for life!!)
think of someone cutting your penis off with a chain saw.
think of someone sticking a SCREW in your penis, and doing it back and forth.
think of someone kickin ur nuts.
think of fucking an ugly ass girl with a disgusting pussy.
think as if u had blisters on ur penis and someone popping them with a needle pin.
think of fucking a metal machine with sharp objects inside, while its ON.

thinking of all these negative thoughts will surely make it go small again. always works for me.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 20:24 ID:A68Kgcuq

only the blister one bothered me.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-18 20:27 ID:jYOB/68J

this problem isn't all that uncommon, go see a doctor.
i've once had in a erection for 3 days straight and trust me it gets painful.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-19 10:48 ID:2WysedfG

hahaha dangly parts

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-19 11:24 ID:+chKMni8

>>3
I forgot to mention "someone grilling your sausage".  Saw it once in a movie.  I will never look at a nun the same way again.

>>6
That would be testicles, which would be elephantitas if to big.  Not sure if I spelled it right.

Name: Your Mother Is A Fatass Whore 2007-09-19 11:34 ID:/R2d/vpN

Rrrrrrrrrraaape

Name: RedCream 2007-09-19 12:04 ID:Ldn/ceRB

>>1
Let me suck it, it will go down in no time.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-19 13:15 ID:qlW80gQt

Annoying as fuck when you get a boner that just won't go down. I get one when I'm uncomfortable for some reason, so I was sitting there in the gym class, waiting for my turn to run, needing a shit and with a boner. With a class full of boys.

Luckily it somehow fizzled down before I got up. I swear, that feeling of it deflating just when you need it, better than an orgasm.

Also fap at least once a day to minimize the problem. Also gets rid of those annoying wet dreams.

>>3

Painful just reading that.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-19 16:00 ID:mJPIZX5B

>>6
you..you jackass! sebben only says two ha's, steven colbert will have your head by this evening!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-19 18:01 ID:k4ZZqFv2

You're gay

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