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God or Pornography?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-16 20:36 ID:WHC4HzPF

It's come down to this and I can't have both in my life. I choose God.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-16 20:39 ID:NfrniZ6e

Fap fap fap.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-16 20:40 ID:sL3IHZPn

I have just stored away all my seepee, loli, lesbian, straight,...on a removable HD. I hid the HD under a wooden plank in my room where it can not be found by the cops. Screw your God the treasure is mine.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-16 20:41 ID:5Inc1rIz

I'm going to cheat and say both.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-16 20:46 ID:6+nF1FJG

THIS. MEANS. WAR.

All anonymous to battlestations; deploy all units, CHARGE!!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-16 21:17 ID:EKSHpbA7

I choose real women.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-16 22:53 ID:vsVAFWrQ

How about some god pornography? I bet that'd be pretty hot.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-16 22:55 ID:oMR+hW8z

goat pornography

Name: BigBadFurgy 2007-09-16 23:07 ID:sJYgfnqn

Well I'm atheist but porn is nasty
>:(

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-16 23:07 ID:gwQMHctW

I'm going to have to go with porn.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-16 23:13 ID:G5z16MxP

I pick neither.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-16 23:34 ID:R15GUVwZ

>>1
dude you jack off to God

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-17 2:36 ID:MfkalHt9

How big is god's cock? Bigger than a nigger's?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-17 2:41 ID:nh3wH5fz

God's penis is small. He can impregnate without breaking a virgin

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-17 2:43 ID:bcnPTG0h

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Name: Anonymous 2007-09-17 6:36 ID:ehlXYmKt

God damn it, BigBadFurgy, why are you an atheist furfag?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-17 10:14 ID:WAheuNzx

>>I have just stored away all my seepee, loli, lesbian, straight

Why watch straight if you have lesbian?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-17 11:02 ID:gsIMhEeW

>>9
ORLY?

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&ct=res&cd=1&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.funny-games.biz%2Ffurryanimal.html&ei=BJfuRrHbLI7KgQPC0-27AQ&usg=AFQjCNF1HDnAdbwd3Ctirq4eYEchwx67NA&sig2=3RYThXL1UotH1wHDVANV0A

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-17 14:05 ID:M9TflvPT

>>14 so true

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-17 15:04 ID:24KFaBkg

>>13
It's getting huuuuuuge!

(porn porn porn porn porn)

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-17 20:20 ID:BMx4wAjI

*faps to God*
I choose both

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-17 20:23 ID:ZQhVd6Me

well you can't watch god because he's not fucking real

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-17 20:54 ID:BMx4wAjI

>>22
I was peepin' through his window yesterday. He's got three boobs like the chick from Total Recall

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-17 21:32 ID:24KFaBkg

>>23
Pics or it didn't happen.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-17 21:44 ID:Vb6jFXkO

THIS. MEANS. WAR.

All anonymous to battlestations; deploy all units, CHARGE!!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-17 22:35 ID:BMx4wAjI

>>24
dammit

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-17 23:03 ID:hS0poxPO

Your Jewish god was always accepting blood sacrifices, but mostly goats and other animals.  He liked it when Cain or Abel would sacrifice an animal to him, as if the god was the alpha male who would get first dibs on the meat.  With a full belly, the god would overlook shit that the guys did that pissed him off, but nothing could make him forgive what their cunt of a mother did.

Until later that is, when he had the bright idea that the only blood sacrifice that could satisfy his Eve-related appetite would be to kill himself somehow, him being the biggest cheese in the universe.  Since he wasn't made of meat, he ghost-fucked some 12 or 13 year old chick so she would give birth to himself.  When he grew up and got killed, the god said, "Yeah, that hit the spot.  Nevermind that Eve bitch, you guys.  You better believe I did this thing I did though, I hate it when people say I didn't do you a solid.  Fucking ungrateful motherfuckers."

This story gave rise to the expression, "I'm so hungry, I could eat Christ off the cross."
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