one summer day back when i was a kid i was waiting in line at some school for a free lunch. the line was pretty long maybe 100 kids or so. so i thought i'd be funny if i pushed the hell out of the kid behind me, i did which sent him and almost every kid on the line to the ground. good times
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Anonymous2007-09-16 15:34 ID:DvT9Oy9G
one time i hit a kid in the face with a shovel because he threw sand on me. its haunted me since i was a kid
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Anonymous2007-09-16 15:35 ID:ue3WFTIu
another time when i was a teenager i was waiting for the train after school to go home. it was one of those train stataions thats about 30 feet above ground. so i'm waiting there and see my train coming, and i notice back on the ground theres this kid making out with his girlfriend on the side walk. so right before i get on my train i threw my empty bottle of juice right at their connected faces
it was :Priceless
i had a good laugh about it on the train ride home.
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Anonymous2007-09-16 15:37 ID:5gdVzVl8
I was at a friends house and I used his electric toothbrush on my cock. I put it back without washing it.
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Anonymous2007-09-16 15:43 ID:DvT9Oy9G
made out with my friends girlfriend
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Anonymous2007-09-16 15:44 ID:5gdVzVl8
Oh... and some old lady at a retirement home in a wheel chair was sitting infront of me for about 4 or 5 minutes saying .... help me... in a "about to die" way. It lasted only 4 or 5 minutes because I ran out of the building laughing hysterically. I rolled around on the grass for about ten minutes before calming down.
She looked so pathetic... I couldn't help it. I was with a friend too... he had the same reaction.
There was a blind man sitting on a bench in the park, and the guy had a little hat, where people were putting change. Me and my friend found some fresh dog shit and put that in there wrapped up in a single napkin.
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Anonymous2007-09-16 19:51 ID:rYTICP1C
AND THEN I ATE MY BABY BROTHER
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Anonymous2007-09-16 20:25 ID:0BnBpYyu
I made a fake Chris Crocker account on DevianTART:
hitting my friend in the face with a golf club, and blowing up a porta-potty are at the top of my list.
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BigBadFurgy2007-09-16 22:27 ID:IDsjCfHk
One time my friends dared me to kiss this girl that was really ugly.
So we were like gonna kiss and I hesitated
she was like
what wrong
and i said
sorry your just really ugly
and then she ran off and cried
it still makes me feel really bad
sometimes i cry at night thinking about it
;.;
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Anonymous2007-09-16 22:44 ID:3O78Crpf
I used a catapult to shoot dogshit at a neighbours house.
Sucked a dogs cock.
Punched a horse in the face.
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Anonymous2007-09-16 22:52 ID:3O78Crpf
I also hit my best friend in the face with a golf club when I was 11.
I was an amateur pickpocket all through elementary school and junior high school. I just totally loved getting away with stealing shit. Of note: Lots of kids wallets, mostly worthless but I made at least $100 cash over time. And some shit from teacher's bags... including part of some kind of fancy tea set with gold designs. It was probably fake/worthless, but whatever, I lost it later. I don't actually remember why I stopped this little fun hobby of mine...
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