Name: Anonymous 2007-09-15 18:37 ID:m0F4Gp1Q
I love short girls! Sexiest thing God ever made! I've had much more BS with tall people than shorter folks. I find shorter folks more acccepting, a more understanding and much more genuine, AND THEY'RE CUTER! (EASIER TO LIFT TOO!)
Being a guy who is joyously bald, a"shortie" at 5'6", with a 3rd degree black belt, 15 years of hand to hand combat, kick boxing and ninjitzu training, I can kick any 6 footer's ass! Go ahead, asshole. Try me! I'll knock your teeth out before you blink! Nobody picks on this short guy! But all the tall guys try, UNTIL they recognize the fire in my eyes! You can't miss it, I guarantee it! Be scared bitches! Be really *?#! scared!!!!!!!!
Yep, short girls are the sexiest, cutest, most desirable girls! unfortunately, most men try to own or control them. So not cool. I'm liked by freaky tall and average girls, but for some reason, the short angels just don't come to me. Maybe I'm just too aggressive! But, honestly, ladies, I'm only aggressive with the other males in my territory. I'm a real man, and I love to win and I hate to lose! So to all you beautiful, short angels, I think you are gorgeous! You should be treated like the goddess you truly are!
P.S- I hate SKINNY GIRLS. a short girl with a little plump in her trunk is a dream! Shake it baby, and I promise, I'll look, but I'm a gentleman, and I never touch. But why do you short beauties never look my way? Is it 'cause I'm bald, or just too damn nice? I just wish I could find one short, plump-bum honey, just for me! Short angels have nothing to be ashamed of, and ANY guy (or gal) who disses you needs to go kiss a lemon, 'cause they're just insanely jealous of your very sexy stature. Shorter people are much more gregarious and fun loving!And, as Dr. of Metaphysical Science, I KNOW what I'm talking about!
God bless you!
Being a guy who is joyously bald, a"shortie" at 5'6", with a 3rd degree black belt, 15 years of hand to hand combat, kick boxing and ninjitzu training, I can kick any 6 footer's ass! Go ahead, asshole. Try me! I'll knock your teeth out before you blink! Nobody picks on this short guy! But all the tall guys try, UNTIL they recognize the fire in my eyes! You can't miss it, I guarantee it! Be scared bitches! Be really *?#! scared!!!!!!!!
Yep, short girls are the sexiest, cutest, most desirable girls! unfortunately, most men try to own or control them. So not cool. I'm liked by freaky tall and average girls, but for some reason, the short angels just don't come to me. Maybe I'm just too aggressive! But, honestly, ladies, I'm only aggressive with the other males in my territory. I'm a real man, and I love to win and I hate to lose! So to all you beautiful, short angels, I think you are gorgeous! You should be treated like the goddess you truly are!
P.S- I hate SKINNY GIRLS. a short girl with a little plump in her trunk is a dream! Shake it baby, and I promise, I'll look, but I'm a gentleman, and I never touch. But why do you short beauties never look my way? Is it 'cause I'm bald, or just too damn nice? I just wish I could find one short, plump-bum honey, just for me! Short angels have nothing to be ashamed of, and ANY guy (or gal) who disses you needs to go kiss a lemon, 'cause they're just insanely jealous of your very sexy stature. Shorter people are much more gregarious and fun loving!And, as Dr. of Metaphysical Science, I KNOW what I'm talking about!
God bless you!