How to Deal With....

So this little shit (my niece) who I know is staying over for 2 weeks while she has her school holidays, and I really suspect she is going to snoop through and steal through my stuff while her parents are away. Now noone enters my room but myself, so if I close the door, what should I place in it to tell if someones entered? Just a bit of paper? It's well known shes a little shit, so I have no qualms about confronting her If I find that piece of paper or whatever disrupted.

Do 4channers have any tips or experiences with younger siblings etc? Killing her is out of the question sorry.

Is raping her also out of the question?  If she's going to stick her nose in anything, it might as well be your groin.

yes on the basis shes not good looking enough, and too young for any loli like tastes I might have ever entertained.

>>2
pathetic.

>>3
Well, OK, then have another friend (who is more desperate for loliflesh) rape her.

Note also that torture is not killing (as Alberto Gonzalez took great pains to remind us).

>>5
Sorry they never did that one on Mythbusters, you have to GTFO immediately please

>>6
What action, fag?  The friend raping your loli niece, or torturing, or an Atty Gen who has no problem with torture in the first place?  Learn to be precise when typing.  It's not like your having a cock in your mouth garbles your words while typing (as the former is probably the case with you).

>>7
>It's not like your having a cock in your mouth garbles your words while typing

I'm sure you'd know

>>8
Yes, from disconnected observation.  It becomes obvious from watching chanfags make their usually flawed arguments.  Obviously a cockthroating of some sort is occurring.

>>9
Sure, lie about it all you want, but when it all comes down to it, who else on this site believes that its not from your gay experiences? Just be honest and come out of the closet, I'm sure it will relieve you of a lot of your stress

>>10
Prove the lie or it didn't happen.

By the way, I the Op, only am posts 1 and 3, and this one. I am none of the other anons posting the gtfo stuff.

Yeah like I said before, you are the only one concerned with proof, Anonymous has all the proof it needs (from you still posting here)

>>11
No proof = didn't happen.  Wriggle on that hook all you try; you're still HOOKED, bitch.  Time for you to whine so more, eh?

just reread >>10 and >>13 until you understand them, I'm not repeating myself

>>15
Since you just repeat your fail, then I heartily concur with your resignation.

>>16
I am rubber and you are glue
Your insults bounce off me and stick back onto you

>>1
did you not read deathnote?

>>1
1. key
2. lock
3. ???
4. PROFIT

now, was that so difficult?

>>16

Who talks like this? Seriously?

I've never heard of death note and the door doesnt have a lock.

If she enters your room cum in her face