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I Can't Get a Girlfriend!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 5:17 ID:v+XIxVPq

Ok, I'm a lonely person who means nothing to this world. I'm 19 now, and never had a girlfriend. All through high school, I became attracted to nearly every girl in there. I sent 5 of them notes (through other people mostly) asking if they wanted to be just friends, and THEY ALL REJECTED ME!! So in 10th grade, I was a loose cannon, got suspended 2 times, and cared about nothing. In 11th and 12th grade, I slacked off so that I could get a good enough grade to pass and that's it. I was depressed on my graduation day, and am depressed one year later. I CANNOT get a girlfriend, no matter how hard I try. I AM THE UGLIEST MAN IN AMERICA!!!! You can say that looks don't matter, but a dog wouldn't even want to be seen with me!!! Another problem: I'm black, and I am attracted to white women. I'm sorry if that's wrong, but that's all that I'm attracted to. Trust me, if I don't look like Denzel Washington or anyone else, I'll NEVER get a girlfriend. NOT EVEN A DATE!!!! I frequent grocery stores, hoping to find at least an older woman. But no, they're with their man!!!! I'll be starting college in 3 months, but only to TRY to meet a woman. If you don't know already, my life is OVER!!!! I have nothing going for me, except my angry poetry. So PLEASE, anyone tell me, should I live and CRY everday, or do you REALLY (and I mean really) think that there's someone out there for me? I don't expect anyone to say yes.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 5:27 ID:290XCARi

I found the problem, you are a dirty nigger. There is no one out there for you. Please, please kill yourself now and do the world one big fucking favor you pathetic sack of shit.

Thank you...wait what am I saying, FUCK YOU NIGGER!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 5:35 ID:AscikQi4

>>2
Correct, they did it on Mythbusters

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 10:16 ID:KwRW7k74

>>3
what?

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 15:00 ID:bXLaN/VX

get off the internet and get out to some bars

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 15:24 ID:EuDZ2XEq

otaku booty dude. otaku booty.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 15:29 ID:abluZ8Ym

Easy: Get a hooker.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 16:23 ID:X2Dw3Mv/

Get a desperate fangirl. Always works.
Some of them don't even look that bad, but are desperate because nobody will date them or even fuck them cause they're considered to be batshit insane.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 16:38 ID:Heaven

Another problem: I'm black

i lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-09 18:22 ID:x1d4U9QH

Shop for really fat white blond women. They LOVE spades.

Name: dued 2007-09-09 18:31 ID:j3IHoT0b

google Ross Jeffries

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