corrupt a wish

im sure you all know how to play.  one person makes a wish and the next person grants it but adds a twist/corrupts it, then that person makes his own wish.  ill go first

i wish the text board was as fast as the image board


ready set GO!!!!

>>17
I grant your wish: You won millions of euros, but they're stashed in a vault in the nearly-defunct Trust Bank in Zimbabwe, guarded by a warlord named K'kufu, who as you can probably guess really doesn't like Whites.

Here's mine: I wish the Chaser's War comedians in Australia are able to get hugs from George W. Bush while they hold running chainsaws.

>>18
I grant your wish: On Sep. 8th (RedCream Appreciation Day on 4chan, you'll post as RedCream and become as awesome as I am, but since so many will be posting as RedCream, your achievements will go unrecognized.