corrupt a wish

im sure you all know how to play.  one person makes a wish and the next person grants it but adds a twist/corrupts it, then that person makes his own wish.  ill go first

i wish the text board was as fast as the image board


ready set GO!!!!

Your wish has been granted. Redcream will stop being a faggot but the aids has already corrupted you and the text boards, and it will spread increasingly through other namefags.


Here's mine: I wish that i won millions of dollars, no, make that euro's.