Definition of newfag GO

in b4 you, anyone who asks to define newfag etc.

Everyone who has shitted up /b/ in the last year and a half.

emo kids spilled over to /b/ from other places because of how cool it used to be by the failure of rule 1 and 2
someone translate this to english

wut r tits? lul?

foxfags.

niggers who play wordl of warcraft and stuff

Someone who thinks the rules were meant to be taken seriously.

Although I do follow 1 and 2, but only because I think shouting/spamming (forced) memes in other places is retarded, so I don't care to let any lurking /b/tards know I'm from there unless there's another reason...

Anyone who comes in with an old meme, thinking he is hotshit.  Rickrolled anyone?

Oh yeah, Redcream is a newfag whose goal was to "own /lounge/". I remember a thread with him asking how to pronounce /b/ or something.

furrys

>>9
well, how do you pronounce it

>>11
'you guys are dicks man'

>>9
Post the link or it didn't happen, fuckface.

Yeah, and you know I won't search through several pages of /lounge/ threads to find it. It's enough to remember it and laugh at your newfagginess.

>>14
What part of "post the link or it didn't happen" didn't you understand, fuckface?

>>13
>>15
Why bother its not like anyone besides yourself needs proof to believe you are a newfag.. its cute how you assume you are something 'important' and 'worthy' because you are impersonated and people take timeout to insult you, keep in mind we do the same to Chris Hanssen and many, many other retarded memes.

I have no idea who RedCream was until a few days ago.  Plus, RedCream acts stupid.  That's enough evidence for me to call him a newfag.

I don't know why he's denying it. The thread where he asked was a thread about how he "owned 4chan" so much despite being new. He was proud of it at the time. And yes, I remember stupid shit. Well that's enough talking about newfags for today...

>>18
I'm not denying anything.  I'm just pointing out that you need to prove your assertion or you're just talking out of your ass.  POST THE LINK OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!  What a bunch of fuckballs!

i herd newfags wer on 4chan
is this troo?

Redcream is a fucking faggot. I feel genuinie pity and disgust for the massive amount of fail he must be in real life.

>>18
haha yeah i remember it and im sure most of the regulars do too... or anyone here who isnt a goldfish for that matter. Im sure it was about him 'owning' chris hanssen (LOL). I think to him it probably feels like hes been here forever - just like most newfags that have been here a week, but of course he is still just another uber 4chan meme (and not even a good one like Chris)
He couldnt own the inbred offspring of a retarded albino 1 legged sloth, and I do believe hes tried

>>22
Apparently, in lieu of proof (which is not forthcoming, since "post link or it didn't happen" is the ultimate decider of truth), I have been given a default promotion to "uber 4chan meme".

It doesn't have to be as good or worse than any other meme.  It just has to exist and replicate.  Hence, I humbly accept this promotion from you, my adoring and hating fans.

At any rate, you may be sure about what was said before, but until you post a link, it actually didn't happen since y'all are just making up stories.

>>21
That sounds like you're projecting, in order to assuage yourself that you're not as big a lifefailer as you really are.  Your pity and disgust were born within you from too much time spent looking at the "loser in the mirror".  I urge you to get help ... get serious psychological help before you turn into an hero and spray your brains over the concrete block of your mother's basement.

>>23
NO U

omg you just got owned. yes I just countered all your arguments blah blah blah just go home to your mother, kid

>>23
pathetic.

>>23
yes. Pathetic

>>24
No such pwnage occurred and there's no rational way for you to effect a counter to my arguments.  I mean, really:  "NO U"?  Wow, I feel so cut.  I might have to call for emergency medical assistance, so badly did you assert your rebuttal.  Er ... NOT!

>>27
Yawn

>>27
pathetic.

>>27
yes. Pathetic

>>27
no really its just funny coz you cant stop defending yourself from big mean replies like NO U and pathetic.

>>31
Really?  Tell me MOAR!

>>32
pathetic.

>>32
No it sounds like you're struggling with the pitiful amount of knowledge you already have

>>32
yes. Pathetic

>>34
That's fairly interesting.  Are you sure you don't have MOAR details to offer me?

>>36
pathetic

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>>38
Ouch.  Use the BBCode tag "code" to get the spacing right.  Ref:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BBCode

>>39
ablsotuely pathetic.

>>40
Irony:  http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=ablsotuely+&;db=*

>>41
fail

LOL @ RedCream's Self-pwnage.

>>41
Uh yeah I actually already know how to do the ironing, thx.

pathetic.

>>44
Then that means you're just someone's bitch.  Gb2kitchen bitch before you get told too many times as your bruises demonstrate.

>>45
pathetic

RedCream, you're just an attention whore, made of blood and sperm (hence the RedCream). Stop saying about how you owned 4chan or Anonymous, because you are just going to be mocked. Kindly GTFO.

>>47
I concur.  Of all the namefags in this place, RedCream seems to take stupidity to an all new level all together.

There is that Hanssen kid, who is fun to fuck with, then there is the know it alls, like Rusty.

>>45
You are what we can relie on for grand stupidity.  Seriously, who feels threatened by posts like "pathetic".  Only pathetic people do.  Plus, the fact that you ask for proof constantly shows that you truly are a newfag.  If you truly knew 4chan, you would know that a post from a week ago is, more likely than none, no longer existant on the boards.

Then again, you probably already know this and ask constantly with the rebuttle "prove it or it didn't happen" because it probably was removed.  If this is the case, then apparantly you are proving to be far more of a failure than any of us expects.

As for your "gb2kitchen" response, I think that anyone who responds like that is nothing more than some cheapass momma's boy with no life and no chance of surviving on his own.  I'm sure you must really love the microwaved pizza that your mother brings down to the basement for you to munch on, seeing how anything close to cooking, including a toaster, is too complicated for someone who needs the apron strings for survival.

later, debubaka-san.

>>48
If you truly knew 4chan, you would know that a post from a week ago is, more likely than none, no longer existant on the boards.

posts go back to 2005 in the archives:
http://dis.4chan.org/list/lounge/451

>>40
Agreed, but you need to work on your spelling.

Why is RedCream such a troll?