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Social Problem (Advice Needed)

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 22:51 ID:Bzf2F8xD

I was sitting in my Asian studies class and to my surprise there was only about 10 Asians out of a class of 70. Most of them were guys, who like me, thought that this would be a good place to meet hot asian chicks. Luckily for me though there was seat open behind this skinny horse-faced Asian bitch and I figured that I was gonna take what I could get. So I ran over top speed and knocked over some anorexic kid on the way who might've taken my seat. I couldn't take any chances. I muttered a half-assed apology all the while looking at the object of my desire. I glanced at her only a bit to make her aware of my prescence, but not creep her out. I walked in long slow strides to the seat behind her and was instantly hard.

The ball rang and the teacher started going over typical first day shit. Nothing too important. Even if it was though, I probably wouldn't have paid any attention. This girl was wearing her jeans half way down her ass with a short blouse and I could see down her clearly down her crack. I nonchalantly leaned over the front of my desk to see if I could get a better look, but was hit with what would only be described as an unwiped ass after a 10 minute shit. That's probably because thats what it was.

My cock started pulsating and I had no idea why this was turning me on. The aroma of many digested meals after being processed through her colon filled my nostrils, but I still felt completely aroused. She had her hair pulled back in a pony tail and the tip was just inches away from my lips. I decided to take it a step further and I began to tickle it with my tounge. It tasted like she hadn't washed her hair in weeks and smelled rank too. My throbbing member couldn't contain its excitment any longer. It had to expell the juices that would cause me to go into a state of euphoria. My cock pulled itself back and forth back and forth jerking itself off. I didn't try to try and stop it and kept all focus on finally surrendering to my lust and filling my jeans with creamy white filling. I came. The eyes rolled to the back of my head for a bit and my sweaty hands gripped the edge of my desk as I swayed back and forth as I experienced a pleasure like no other. The problem was that I couldn't stop. I must have expelled what must have been 20 seconds worth of semen. Thats a good couple gallons worth.

My jeans were soaked with jizzum to the point that it started dripping through my jeans. Droplets of my manhood went from my pants to the floor in intervals of about 5 seconds. A loud "Plunk!" was heard as each drop hit the floor. A sound that I hoped that only I would take notice of. Thats when a deafening knock was heard on the door. I already knew who it was before the professor could manage to finish his sentence on his way to open the door. It was the janitor.

The four legged canine came in full uniform with his tounge ready to lap up my mess. I prayed that he wouldn't come in my direction, but I knew his superior hearing and smelling would make it inevitable. I was trapped in a situation that I could only blamed myself for. I glowed red with embarassment with each movement of his paws in my direction until he finally arrived at the scene of my mess and the question on everyone's mind was answered: he was here for me. He gave my jizz puddle a tounge lap and when people realized what he was cleaning up I heard a loud "What the fuck?!" and thats all it took. I sprang up, flipping my desk off to the side, and ran for the door swung it open and ran. Ran I don't know where, but just ran. Hoping that if I ran fast enough that I could go back in time and change what just happened. I knew it was useless and started on my way home, tear stricken and full of embarrassment.

HALPS me 4 chan! I don't wanna go back to my Asian studies class because of what everyone'll think of me, but I need it to pass! Should I just tough it out, drop out, or give up already and just kill myself? Plz be serious in your responses as it is a SERIOUS problem. What do i do?????!?!?!?!?!!?!??!?!?!!! 
 

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 22:55 ID:hyd7qMuz

You have a fecal fetish
What to do ...kill everyone in the class =D

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 20:25 ID:bsWOPST+

I'm gonna lick your butt!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 20:38 ID:p3+Boxx8

pull a motherfucking cho on those motherfuckers

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 20:41 ID:qkDT03fa

Asian studies? Shit I've never taken no Asian studies class and I probably know more about Asia, its history and its culture more than your faggot ass.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 21:31 ID:+ocA+Bif

If they're in an asian studies class they're just as fucked up as you

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 21:34 ID:j4EQqNA6

lol Asian studies

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 21:37 ID:kFhDYvVh

Make like cho and grab a gun.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 21:42 ID:bFeZ7eMy

rofl I love that janitor and his dog.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 21:47 ID:I6O/jgQk

what college has a fucking bell

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-06 21:49 ID:UzDIcpPy

Wait wait wait...


YOUR janitor has a DOG?!? NOT FAIR!
(At first I thought that the dog WAS the janitor. But no such luck)

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-07 20:43 ID:AR4PCqMt

I wanna suck your dick.

Name: Sexpig 2007-09-07 20:48 ID:l55nRHLW

She was a mudkip.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 11:42 ID:G0eiOZs9

>>10
More like Saved by the Bell!

When I wake up in the morning
And the 'larm lets out a warning
I don't think I'll ever make it on time
By the time I got my books I give myself a look
I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus slide by

It's alright cause I'm saved by the bell

If the teacher pops a test I know I'm a mess
And my dog ate all my homework last night
Riding low in my chair she won't know that I'm there
If I can hand it in tomorrow it'll be alright

It's alright cause I'm saved by the bell

It's alright cause I'm saved by the... (2X)
It's alright cause I'm saved by the bell.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 12:15 ID:exOsRE2X

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Name: RedCream 2007-09-08 17:01 ID:TOd/bNFn

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Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 17:01 ID:G0eiOZs9

>>15
Excellent point sir.

Name: RedCream 2007-09-08 17:05 ID:G0eiOZs9

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Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 17:06 ID:Heaven

Genox is for fags.

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