Honeymoon Moment..

..is over. My feet are half on the ground. But I can start to see things more clearly. A week or two ago, his smile could make me feel on top of the world. It still brightens my day, but I'm much wiser now to say the least. Getting fucked up mixed signals over the past week has done my head in. I've never felt so conflicted towards anyone as I have towards him. Beat me at my own game.

Well played boy, well played.

phail

>>1
WTF
Back to the kitchen, bitch

Okay just kidding.
Now you got married and you had your honeymoon. What's the problem? Life's gonna be great from now on, so fuck his brains out and enjoy your time.

>>1
WTF
Back to the kitchen, bitch

fix'd

>>1
I fucking hate what you said, but I'd die for your right to say it.

Uhh ... marriage?  YOU CANNOT SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.  Have any of you fuckers checked the divorce rate lately?  Marriage is a fucking loser and those who still get married are fucking losers.

>>5
National hero Anonymous

>>6
Faggot, then again it's RedCream

>>7
It's still true that marriage today is so horrible that you may as well just stick to fucking your hand.  Handfucking is vastly cheaper and involves no head games.

So, kiss the ring!  Your anus just got so pwned by me that the goatse guy uses a jpeg of YOU as a shockpic.

>>8
marriage today is so horrible that you may as well just stick to fucking your hand.  Handfucking is vastly cheaper and involves no head games.
Virgin who wants to feel better himself. If he faced the truth, he'd feel he's too much of a loser to continue living.

>>8
You can fuck cheap and still not get married, i'm doing it. Sometimes my gf even buys me food and presents...because she fears the pimphand of course.

>>9
The truth is well expressed in the 50% divorce rate.  Oooh, yeh!  I pwned you anonyfag AGAIN!  Kiss the ring!  Enjoy being dragged through divorce court ... ouch, that can't be contributing to your quality of life!  KISS THE RING!  Ohhh, wait!  YOU'RE ALREADY KISSING THE RING OF THE BITCH WHO'S NOW TAKING HALF YOUR SHIT AS HER OWN!

MASSIVE PWNAGE!

>>10
That's what you may as well do.  Make her kiss the ring.  Still, too many states define "common law marriage" as simply living together for a time, and their ass-raping courts could consider you married anyway.  Be careful.  You're incredibly sensible to avoid marriage, but don't let the bitch get a lawyer and sneak "marriage" up your ass like that!  MAKE THE BITCH LIVE IN HER OWN HOME.  Make her come over to feed you grapes and blow you.

>>11
Nobody will ever love you.

>>12
"No one will ever haul you into court and take away half your shit."

FIXED ... and PWNED!  Marriage is a guaranteed loser and most married men are miserable by any sensible metric.

>>13
How old are you btw? Are you like 40 and had a miserable ex wife or something?

>>14
No, but that you proposed an ex-wife only supports my case.  Marriage is fail.  In trying to discredit me, you're only affirming what I said.  Please post MOAR of that!  SPREAD THE TRUTH!

>>15
lol what im 26 i dont have an ex wife. you look like one of those fat 40 year olds who just discovered the internet and now you're all like HIGH FIVE MYSELF! I JUST TYPED A MEGA BURRRRNNNNNNNN!

>> WTF would you know.

All Day i Dream About Sex
All Day i Dream About Fucking
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All Day i Dream About Sex
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All Day i Dream About Sex
All Day i Dream About Fucking
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>>16
Try to follow a fairly simple chain of logic, moron.  Nothing was said about YOU having an ex-wife; it's that YOU proposed an ex-wife as being a motivator for personal failure.  By proposing such, you are AGREEING that marriage is fail.  By all means, continue posting your agreement as such!  I'm right and the divorce rate PROVES I'm right!

Watching a chanfag argue against inescapable fact is more than amusing.  What are you going to fumblingly say now, that the divorce stats a "Liberal plot"?

>>18
You are a ridiculous, irritating faggot. You come across like a cheap maddox knockoff. Also, in the whole three posts I made to you not one had anything stating I supported the idea of marriage. I don't, for the record. Its just that you're a fucking tool and you sound like a really bitter, miserable little man whining like a bitch on the internet that I took issue with you.

>>19
It's not enough to hear that you don't support the institution of marriage, desu.  You have to admit that MARRIAGE IS FAIL, desu.  Personal status and attitude has little to do with the harsh reality of the divorce rate and the overall poor existence of the average married man, desu.

>>20
Why don't you just kill yourself?

>>21
Because I'm perfectly happy and see no need to kill myself, desu.  Are you projecting your own desires again, desu?  Perhaps from your rather brainless hostility, you might get some psychiatric help, desu.

>>22
You've spent the last 4 hours trolling the text boards on 4chan. You're a pathetic human being. If you aren't a troll, and this is actually you then jesus christ you're a fucking failure.

>>22
FAIL#1:  IRONY ALERT.
FAIL#2:  DIVERSION INTO AD HOMINEM.

Look, guy, if you get down with any more FAIL than that, you'll slide through the 4CHAN FAILFAG OF THE YEAR, 2007 selection process almost frictionlessly.

We're talking about the FAIL of marriage.  Deny that all you like -- and YOU HAVE -- but you'll just demonstrate your delusional viewpoint.  I'm quite sure we probably hit you at a sore spot, but we're not here to be your fluffer.  Address reality or be rightfully called a moron.