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Lol, fuck NG

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-04 14:54 ID:xHPOJ0eW

Gullible cunts. Lol, click it, it's malicious :D
Don't believe the blurbs, it's just social engineering.


"I've been working three months on this game, and I must say I've created something magnificent. Putting all this hard work into a game like this puts a toll on a guy, I must say :) I hope you enjoy this game, I know I did making it :3 Just remember, for best performance, open the game in a popup. Make sure you have cookies enabled if you want to save, too.

"El Gato Tuerto" is about a cat who has to escape from his owner, an old hag who collects cats. Don't ask me why he has one eye. He just does. Make sure the cat, Tomas, gets through each level, and watch out for Gramma! If the game lags, adjust the quality to whatever your computer can handle.

Instructions aren't in-game, so here they are:

Arrow keys- movement
Space- jump
Shift- meow!
Q- claw
W- purr
E- LONGCAT ATTACK!

Make sure to find all the Easter Eggs!

<3"

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/398663

"I've been working three months on this game, and I must say I've created something magnificent. Putting all this hard work into a game like this puts a toll on a guy, I must say :) I hope you enjoy this game, I know I did making it :3 Just remember, for best performance, open the game in a popup. Make sure you have cookies enabled if you want to save, too.

"Newgrounds Heroes" is about the elite NGAF, and eBaumsworld and MySpace is attacking us! Even with the help of 4chan the assault on the Portal is overwhelming! Take out your lazors and start killing emo scum! Kill en masse with 20 different types of weapons! (if the game is slow change the quality)

Controls:
up/down- pitch
left/right- yaw
Q- missile
W- machine guns
E- special
A- afterburner
Space- level out
P- pause
Lmb-fire

Have fun, and don't forget to vote fair!
Love, lolcat <3"

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/398664

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