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Name: Anonymous 2007-09-03 23:48 ID:rIhgzJFn

What are the best "clean" jokes you know, even if they're a little corny and nerdy? Clean as in not involving sex, drugs, guns, dead, foul language, dead babies, pedophilia, etc.

Here's mine:

Q: What's 5 x 4 x 3 x 2 x 1?
A: Five! (5!)

Post 'em.

Name: RedCream 2007-09-05 19:20 ID:vACShcMs

>>38
C'mon, tough guy!  KISS THE RING!  You're about as effective as a sparrow's fart in a fucking hurricane.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 19:27 ID:qcz0ELNh

>>41
lol k

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 19:30 ID:/r/eOVn7

What's blue and fluffy?








Blue fluff!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 19:32 ID:SpVHB7af

Redcream, it really is time for you either to just go anon or to go to gaia.  We are tired of you.  Your not funny, your not clever, your not cool.  Just go..  please.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 19:40 ID:N72oS/xd

>>44 agreed

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 19:40 ID:PQ9MTV/g

Redcream is intelligent and physically fit.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 19:40 ID:PQ9MTV/g

Also, +1 to >>44

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 19:56 ID:OkupnjDi

>>46
NO HE'S NAWT! HE'S DUMB AND FAT> GTFO newfag. sage'ing this shit

Name: RedCream 2007-09-05 21:26 ID:Gr/1LzBX

Q. What's brown and sticky?
A. A stick.

A. What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Q. DUNG!

At this time, we must sadly report that >>44 was found throatraped and drowned in semen in the back parking lot.  Apparently the lustful vision of "choking down cocks" was too much for him and he became overwhelmed in the filthy performance of his fantasies.  Really, folks, don't take my hot talk too seriously and then lose your fucking minds as a result.  Dying for a deep dickthroating just can't be worth it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 21:54 ID:PQ9MTV/g

>>48 no shit that was the joke you fucking retard.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-25 13:00

bump

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-25 14:02

Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think it's whale shit.




A nigger and its niglets are are on an airplane. All of a sudden, one of the engines goes out. The Flight Attendant comes to the cabin and says "I'm sorry, but we have a serious problem. An engine has blown, and we have to get rid of extra weight on the plane. Some of you will have to be thrown overboard so we can stabilize the plane and land. The pilots have decided that the only fair way to do this is in alphabetical order.".

So after the panic dies down the flight attendant says, "we will begin with the letter 'A'. All African Americans are requested at the door at the back of the plane."

After a couple of people rise and jump out, the flight attendent says "next we will go to the 'B's. All Blacks please report to the door at the back of the plane".

The nigglet looks at his dad and says "why ain't we gettin' up pa?".
The dad looks at his son and says "Today son, we be Niggers"






Niglet returns home with a huge round of cheese. The mammy asks, "where you get dat cheese". Niglet says "I be found it rowlin down da street, but I know it be Nacho Cheese".

Mammy says "how you know dat?"

Niglet says "coz while i be runnin' home wit it some otha kid be sayin' "Thats not cho cheese, thats not cho cheese!".

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-25 17:22

Where do cats like to swim?
In the Pussific.

Name: Christopher Logan Hanssen 2008-01-26 0:32

Well an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar together and order a drink. The drinks they got were not acceptable and the behaviour of the other members of the bar (and in some cases even the bar tender) were rude, annoying and insulted the men. They decided to leave the bar and go and report the incident to ther proper authorities and let them take a course of disiplinary action. Harassment is not acceptable anywhere!

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-26 21:03

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

flowers

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-07 0:22

Good night

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-07 1:32

Clean jokes CAN'T be funny.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-07 1:44

>>40
Eh!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-07 12:25

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-07 17:35

ITT newfags don't `get' RedCream

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-07 18:14

ITT RedCream 'gets' the fuck out

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