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Inoffensive jokes

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-03 23:48 ID:rIhgzJFn

What are the best "clean" jokes you know, even if they're a little corny and nerdy? Clean as in not involving sex, drugs, guns, dead, foul language, dead babies, pedophilia, etc.

Here's mine:

Q: What's 5 x 4 x 3 x 2 x 1?
A: Five! (5!)

Post 'em.

Name: RedCream 2007-09-04 5:48 ID:Cg/oEqUZ

Q. What's the best thing about fucking a 4-yr-old?
A. Hearing the pelvis snap.

Q. What's the worst thing about fucking an 8-yr-old?
A. Getting the blood out of your clown suit.

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