Inoffensive jokes

What are the best "clean" jokes you know, even if they're a little corny and nerdy? Clean as in not involving sex, drugs, guns, dead, foul language, dead babies, pedophilia, etc.

Here's mine:

Q: What's 5 x 4 x 3 x 2 x 1?
A: Five! (5!)

Post 'em.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

How many jews can you fit in a VolksWagon?
All of them if you put them in the ashtray.

There is a nigger and a spic in a car, who's driving?
The cop.

What is black, white, and rolls off the end of the pier?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a chicken wing.



yea well...