Dumb Religious Rules

MISHNAH 7:2 SUCKS (that piece consists of rules restricting activities on the Jewish Sabbath)
ORDINATIO SACERDOTALIS SUCKS (that would be the Papal bull forbidding ordination of women in Catholicism)
BANS ON GAYS AND LESBIANS SUCK
MASTURBATION PROHIBITIONS SUCK
FASTING SOMEWHAT SUCKS
RULES ORDERING YOU TO GET TOO DRUNK SUCK (surprisingly - first of all, booze makes folks do stupid stuff; second - Purim (in Judaism ) is a holiday where folks are supposed to get drunk)
RULES BANNING BOOZE ALSO SUCK (Islam and Mormonism have such rules)
RULES FORCING YOU TO WORSHIP A GOD OR GODDESS, DENY WORSHIP OF A GOD OR GODDESS, OR BELIEVE AND/OR DISBELIEVE IN PARTICULAR GODS AND GODDESSES SUCK. (No comment. smacks of Big Brotherism.)

Dumb religious rules stem directly from the inescapable stupidity of the concept of religion itself.  Speaking of which:

Me: "Have a drink, mate!"
Religitard: "I can't."
Me: "What?  Why?"
Religitard: "Because some giant alien space monster said I can't."
Me: "Have you ever actually heard, seen, touched, smelled or tasted this giant alien space monster?"
Religitard: "No, but he's been thoroughly described in various books."
Me: "Stephen King rather thoroughly described a cemetery that would bring buried creatures back to life, but that didn't make such a cemetery real."
Religitard: "Well, millions of people feel our giant alient space monster is real."
Me: "Millions used to believe the Earth was flat, and millions still believe Saddam Hussein was involved in the 911 attacks ... but they were all wrong."
Religitard: "My giant alien space monster will GET YOU for your lack of faith!"
Me: {shoots religitard}

LOL