how do you become popular!?

how do you become from 'the guy at the back' of the class,to the most popular guy at college?...

what changes should i make?

Make a party plan that everyone likes. Get yourself noticed. Be funny here and there. Whatever comes your way.

BE LIEK A NOWITALL

Have a persona, and see yourself in that persona, acting and imitating that persona, making that your identity until you can go up on stage some day and yell FLAVA FLAAAAAAAAAAAAVE

>>6 is a jew

What... no bagels already?

kill everyone who's popular

Just dont take shit from anyone.

>>10

MECHANIC Chris Donald loves his work — he has sex with CARS.

And he admitted last night: “Some men like boobs and bums, but I much prefer curvy bodywork.”

Chris, 38, has a recognised psychological condition that makes him physically attracted to motors.

He has had sex with more than 30 different models in 20 years — plus two motorboats and a pal’s JETSKI.

Chris, who DOES have a girlfriend, confessed: “A nice car for me is a feast for the senses. It’s about smells, feelings and tastes. If I see a gorgeous Mercedes I know I’d love to jump into bed with it

>>8
but i cant help it

well i started throwing around money and doing drugs and all of a sudden hey i was popular. But being popular aint that great in its self too much drama if you ask me. but you know what really matters? keep true to yourself eventually some one will come along and like you for who you are...dont worry about having all the friends in the world they arent even real friends...they will turn on you and back stab you quicker then you can blink...just keep a few close friends that will back you no matter what happens and eventually youll find popularity dosent really matter. And trust me you dont want to be popular.

If you cant help it, then gtfo.


If that doesn't work.


KILL EVERYONE POPULAR AND TAKE THE SCHOOL OUT WITH YOU

>>12
yea kill everyone more popular then you and then you will become the most popular person or do what ever the cool kids say like have sex with a hobo or do drugs

I second sexing up dogs/hobos

Or better yet, HOBO-DOGS!

>>13
if you kill evry one more popular then you you might be the most popular person...in prison or death row if your from texas.

>>15

Take note of my post.


School blowing-upage solves your problem

>>15
*you're

>>17

lmfao

nobody is popular in college. its too big. popularity is a high school thing. just party and find a cool group of friends.

How about being emo and buying some guns and kill everyone in school. That guy in virginia tech became popular after that.