Im pissing blood

my friend hit me in the kidneys with a bat today and ive been pissing blood ever since...i freaked out my friend by pissing on my hands and rubbing all over my face and body and ran into his room naked and humped him
hehe it doesnt hurt at all its just soo bloody
i cant wait till i have to piss again im having so much fun with this im gonna go masturbate with blood