Hmmm

So, my father tells me to mooch money off of my aunts to buy socks. I say "wtf, use your own money in your wallet" he screams something about lawnmower oil....I say "So the lawn is more important than me?" and he yells in the loudest voice "WELL IT IS!".

 So, how should I kill him, and how do I dispose of the body? I'm thinking something with a steak knife, and there's a lake down the road from where I live.

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