Do anal on yourself in front of her to see if it impresses her. Be sure to have a big smile as you do it so she thinks you're really enjoying it. Peer pressure could be good here, so get her to invite some of her friends along to watch you and say what they think. After they leave don't even try and look for a new girlfriend. Word will get around. Instead get used to a long and lonely life: just you, porn and 4chan.
Remember that PORNS aren't the reality, neither HENTAIS!
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Anonymous2007-09-02 9:03 ID:FMV63Z3k
shit on dick.
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Anonymous2007-09-02 9:24 ID:h4bHN5fF
>>1->>7
are all noobs. while fucking you put your finger on the asshole, you take pussyjuice and gently go a bit further. it's a tedious proces but after a while she wants the finger there. then stick it in a bit further and so on.
I am now at the point where my finger is inserted all the way while fucking. Next up: anal
Your dick doesn't get dirty at all, ewspecially if you do it properly and wear a condom.
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Anonymous2007-09-02 12:27 ID:8a8nHM+/
Condoms are for wussies.
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Anonymous2007-09-02 13:56 ID:EtKZhDpz
Massage her asshole, lick it too
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Anonymous2007-09-02 13:59 ID:rftgK9s6
Get a bit of ass worship going on. Perhaps even eat her shit to show there's nothing about it that will phase you and so there's no need to be embarassed.
>>15
Turd burgling is a bit nasty, but only since it's bacteriologically unsound. By washing diligently after the rear entry and resultant gratification, there's no reason why "going Greek" can't be a regular part of a sexual life.
>>17
RedCream, you write good, interesting posts. Why being a namefag? Join the legion, become one with Anonymous, and keep posting good stuff.
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Anonymous2007-09-02 18:28 ID:bDBGAiY3
>>1
She is not familiar with her asshole and it's erotic properties. You need to have a shower with her and wash out her asshole. Remember to go from vagina to pooper or she gets infected.
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Anonymous2007-09-02 19:26 ID:yxbm5uyM
NO GO FROM POOPER TO VAGINA SO SHE GETS INFECTED
THAT'LL TEACH THE FUCKING BITCH RIGHT, ALL THE WRONG SHIT SHES DONE TO YOU
>>20
It's BACTERIOLOGICALLY UNSOUND. What, you got wax in yer ears? Rimjobs are bad enough; but do you really need to go spreading an entire civilization of bacteria around your GF's personal biosphere?
>>21
I like being a flaming namefag. I like being identified and singled out. I even like being shot at. I can take it. So, I believe that it's possible for me to go all namecampy and still deliver the goods.
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Anonymous2007-09-02 20:10 ID:jBWto3d7
Question for someone who has actually done anal (I know, it's a longshot) or at least knows a fair amount about it: Is it actually as dirty as people make it out to be
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Anonymous2007-09-02 20:15 ID:thQ+f3by
>>25
You can get it clean enough so you can stick your finger up there and lick it without it smelling of poo.
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Anonymous2007-09-02 22:59 ID:jBWto3d7
I'm talking about actual sex, not just shoving your fingers inside it
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Anonymous2007-09-02 23:40 ID:n4tUPrsH
"AAGH wait I got to take a shit. ...no that was just your dick, nevermind"