Go out in style. Be original. Do something no one has done before. Disembowel yourself and hang everything up while you're still alive. Scrape out your brain through your eyes. Saw off your limbs, then disembowel yourself, and put your leg into your large intestine. Bake and eat yourself until you're dead. Fuck man, do something worth your time.
1. Paint yourself Blue.
2. Get some sort of sharp wire that can slice through flesh and bone.
3. Wrap Wire around Neck and waist.
4. Tie end of wire to sturdy beam [a bridge beam would work nicely, more jumping room, too.]
5. Super glue hands to face.
6. Jump off of bridge.
Outcome:
Well, with this, you're a blue man cut into pieces. If your suicidal ass did this right, your head should be cut off from your body. Next your waist up should be cut free from your pesky legs.
Your legs will fall down, spilling all the good stuffs from your measly body. And heres the best, awesome part. Your head will be held from your hands since you glued them, and you may on a off chance still be hanging from where you started off.
CONGRATULATIONS! You just learned the ultimate suicide.
Go try it out.
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ImmaInTehDark2007-09-02 5:36 ID:PwGX9iR5
That would be cool as hell to see.
Anyone that does that shall be a god!
Why thank you, it took me a good 3 minutes to think that up. :D
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ImmaInTehDark2007-09-02 5:52 ID:PwGX9iR5
:D
If I was walking around town, and saw that.
I would be amazed
Anyone with the balls to do that deserves a shrine
We shall call him
Man with no head on neck but in his hands headless man man.