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I won $50 for writing this article

Name: Movolo 2007-09-01 5:06 ID:XfYqFDy9

In case you missed it
http://www.uthink.co.nz/Politics/a-great-idea-on-how-to-eliminate-obesity

$50 what should I spend it on?

Name: WhiteCream 2007-09-01 5:08 ID:6ZQEdkHW

PORN

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 5:11 ID:TA7sph1b

stocks and bonds

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 5:12 ID:GvPjBkCu

OH GOD, that is SUCH a dumb idea. Sure, it works on paper, but so does the alcohol restriction - and I get booze whenever I want 'cause a friend gets it for me. Fat ppl. have friends too. I can see some skinny ppl. buying 20 bags of chips to sell for a profit. Fat food would become the new drug.

Ur idea would simply be too much of a hassle to enforce, and the work-around is so easy. A BETTER idea is to weigh everybody, and if you're over 200 pounds and fat as shiet (U can be over 200 and muscular), then you HAVE to pay tax. Simple enough?

That and congress doesn't bother itself with silly discussions about how to turn America healthier. They care more about the ESRB rating of PONG.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 5:14 ID:GvPjBkCu

That and the rule would NEVER be enforced because of PC (political correctness for you morons that patrol the site).

Clerk: "M'aam, you're fat, we can't sell you natchos"
Fat cow: "Are you calling ME FAT? YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER< I"LL RIP YOUR FUCKING CROTCH OFF"

yeah, right. lol. (well, you get the point)

Name: ImmaInTehDark 2007-09-01 7:38 ID:0LffcZxg

Yeah..

The congress has better stuff to do, as was said

*Continues on to congress LAN party.*

And for most people, once you get fat, you never go back..
People here are too fucking lazy..
I think we should duck tape poles to their backs with a miccy d's hamburger attached to it and make em run after it, maybe then we will see progress..
Oh wait, NO.
Then they will go home, continue to indulge themselves off of store bought junk food, and then sit in a chair, and watch the tv/get on the comp.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 7:39 ID:SoNZGb4M

That is an hilarious troll. Bravo, sir.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 7:45 ID:5qG4djif

Buy....PORN... wait no.... pirate porn or torrent it... ok then.. we got that ruled out...um...Buy new hardware for you pc! Get like a sexy new sound card or something... or a good pair of Dj headphones.. they got the best sound :)

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 8:07 ID:/Af5Amyz

ITT Sheep fuckers.

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