How to get girls - foolproof method.

Just act stupid like they all like you in a funny way, (without annoying them), being randomly flirty.

"I know you're gonna miss me" etc. Always works.

lol it didnt work for u.

you can also go up to a chick with a gun and it works better

"does this smell like chloroform to you?"

offering them a large sum of money usually works for me.

There was a carpet salesman who was a bit down on his luck and was needing something to pick business back up again. After a few beers and some hard thinking he came up with the idea of "carpet under pants". He made himself up a number of pairs and each morning put on of them on, under his trousers, and hit the road going door to door. They were and instant hit with customers and every time he whipped his trousers down to showcase his wares the customers (stay at home house wives especially) bought new carpet. Anyhoo ... after a particularly hard night on the booze, to celebrate his new fortune, he woke up still drunk-as-a-skunk and forgot to put on his carpet underpants. He staggered up to the front door of the first house of the day and was greeted by a six foot six, prison tattooed skin head. He whipped down his trousers, as usual, and said: "How'd you like six foot of this up your back passage?"

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that one's good cause it gets you the dumb ones AND it's funny to tell ...