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I'm not normal

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-30 23:40 ID:40H8FKSN


I'm thinking about killing myself in 10 years, if I don't find a soulmate. I'm almost 40 years old and still a virgin. IS THAT NORMAL, I DON'T THINK THAT'S NORMAL, I Feel like people are going to laugh at me or make fun of me because of it. I rather be dead!! I feel like I want to cut my throat. I tried to get a girlfriend but it's hard for me. I can't take this anymore!! WHAT COULD BE WORSE THAN BEING A 40yr old virgin BEING A 50yr old virgin!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-30 23:42 ID:6oUYiMcU

I dunno, 40 yo virgin is pretty bad, you should consider not waiting 10 years.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-31 1:05 ID:3Vl5HXM3

I know something worse. A gay jewish 40 year old virgin

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-31 1:05 ID:GZJS4YPK

LOL>>3

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-31 1:31 ID:ONVrdD0P

Nobody who comes to 4chan is normal. Moran.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-31 1:39 ID:XZmXW6uw

>>5
Moron.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-31 1:41 ID:iZnhsvNu

Become an hero.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-31 1:44 ID:R8XBwnn5

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-31 1:52 ID:XZmXW6uw

>>7
it's A hero, faggot. learn2spell

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-31 2:52 ID:TWZQO4X/

>>9

lol xomg trul

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-31 3:11 ID:/zd0Qitb

>>6 Get a brain!

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-31 3:34 ID:88iQeCUr

>>1
What is normal?

Name: ImmaInTehDark 2007-08-31 3:39 ID:dtHxOtbJ

Hmm..
You can mail order wives I heard.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-31 4:46 ID:2ByRgohy

Please don't EVER reproduce.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-31 7:25 ID:PZ+IxAT1

>>9
Newfag, GTFO!

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-31 7:58 ID:OTeQ5PUP

>>9
fail GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 9:01 ID:moG2Iic3

I DON'T THINK THAT'S NORMAL

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 14:51 ID:xl1qpxm8

THAT'S PRETTY GODDAMN NORMAL, FAGGOT!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 14:53 ID:xl1qpxm8

nor·mal /ˈnɔrməl/ Pronunciation[nawr-muhl]–adjective
1. Virgin of 40 Years of age.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 15:25 ID:EzSMeuSh

I'm thinking about emigrating in 10 years, if I don't find a soulmate. I'm almost 40 years old and still American. IS THAT NORMAL, I DON'T THINK THAT'S NORMAL, I Feel like people are going to laugh at me or make fun of me because of it. I rather be dead!! I feel like I want to cut my throat. I tried to get abroad but it's hard for me. I can't take this anymore!! WHAT COULD BE WORSE THAN BEING A 40yr American BEING A 50yr old American!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 15:44 ID:001fghxO

Stop being a bitch and women will like you. Seriously.

Women like 1) Confidence, 2)Fitness, 3)Money, 4)Niceness, 5)Big cocks, 6)Matching Clothes, and 7)A little abuse/drama

You need to have most of these, but most importantly a little of number 7 most of the time. If there isn't any fighting and you put her on a higher level than you, then she will get bored and leave.
If she does something wrong, tell her how upset and disappointed you are and she will come crawling to suck your nuts.

Enjoy getting laid.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 16:21 ID:in2hIx1h

>>1
Get a hooker

>>21
Women like:
1. Stupid drug-taking, assholes (they call this "confidence"); the more they beat and rape them the better
2. Money
3. Fitness
4. Trendy shit, and crap for complete retards
5. Big cocks

Women dislike:
1. Nice guys
2. Guys who treat them as people
3. Guys with half a brain

Sorry people, we're fucked.

Gays have it better. Men give superior love. Women love you in the same way they love their new jacket. They can't feel 1/10th of what a man feels. They are emotionally 10 years old, mentally 8.

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-05 20:42 ID:3FPJVXD2

get a hooker and propose to her dunno

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