Name: prometheum 2007-08-27 19:22 ID:BANkMI5q
Dear 4chan
I decided I'd do a list of 71 reasons why I hate myself, to make myself feel better. Here goes so don’t bury this until I’ve finished posting it;
1.) I suck at wow. I used to love wow, and I thought I was good, but now, I realize I'm bad, and it angers me.
2.) I suck at most other video games. The games I'm good at are single player and utterly easy.
3.) I have no real friends. Philip pretty much just talks about wow. Elliot is just an asshole. Laurah is well meaning and hopeless. Those are the only people I'm really close to, excluding sara.
4.) (almost an extension of #1) Laurah is level 70. I am stuck dying in zangermarsh.
5.) Sara will never like me.
6.) Ellie will never like me.
7.) I doubt I will have a girlfriend (excluding me getting back together with laurah out of bad judgement) for the rest of high school. I can't have no friends and no girlfriend.
8.) I've run out of things to talk about with sara, and she's stopping talking to me. She'll utterly stop soon. I'll just go off and be depressed without her.
9.) My laptop has dead pixels in the right middle of the screen.
10.) My laptop has shit all over it that makes it sticky/dull and I can't wipe it off.
11.) I wanted a laptop to I could break wifi. I have not broken one wep key in the four months I have had my laptop.
12.) Everyone except philip is constantly trying to break holes in everything I stand for. Elliot and Jesse mock my laptop and me having linux on it. People at school do that for everything. I'm breaking down.
13.) My family fights all the time.
14.) My mom is a total bitch and still expects me to coddle her.
15.) After attempting suicide because I broke after everythign was piled on me, my parents continue to purposely stress me out.
16.) I suck at guitar.
17.) I am too lazy to get better at guitar.
18.) I have no musical talent whatsoever.
19.) I don't have any actual knowledge of music.
20.) I care about my grades.
21.) I get shit grades.
22.) I'll sell out.
23.) My mom is a cold-hearted bitch.
24.) My dad is an overwarm dope who thinks the world is a giant playground.
25.) I'm depressed and my parents don't care.
26.) Lexi is a backstabbing bitch, and I trusted her.
27.) I am not a good programmer.
28.) I can't do network programming.
29.) I'll NEVER be able to do shellcodes.
30.) I don't know enough C, nor will I ever know enough C, to make my own linux distro.
31.) I dont' know anything about the actual underworkings of the linux kernel. Or ANYTHING at all about unix for that matter.
32.) I can't do SQL injection.
33.) I am such a raving noob that I can't even crack an MD5 hash.
34.) I will never be able to write my own exploits.
35.) I have filled my hard drive with books I will never read.
36.) I have nothing to do at any given moment. I am bored, but saddend. I have nothing that I want to do, except ridiculous, adolescant dreams.
37.) I'm not political. I will sell out, as will maddy and elliot and everyone else I think is political.
38.) I lost the wisk comandments.
39.) I have no actual reason to be alive.
40.) I'd like to get back together with laurah. I just would never have closure with anything else. And I need that.
41.) This list is 40+ items right now.
42.) I cannot crack a website.
43.) I cannot crack a shittily secured windows XP box.
44.) I couldn't hack anything.
45.) I can't go on skype and have rhythmbox open at the same time.
46.) I am too much of a raving noob to fix anything on my computer. My skill extends to repeating verbatim what I read on wiki's and forums.
47.) My contribution to anarchy is shitty graffiti in a yuppie suburb.
48.) I will never do anything of major reknown.
49.) My problems are minor compared to others, but are still major to me. That fact doesn't help me at all.
50.) Nothing I write will ever even be accepted on totse.
51.) Nothing I write will ever be accepted on anything. Or read by anyone.
52.) I will never contribute more to the piracy movement than that Babel torrent.
53.) Laurah isn't talking to me. She's probably on WoW.
54.) My parents traumatize my sister, constantly. I am powerless to help her or stop them.
55.) Anyone who I attempt to befriend or get close to invitably hates me or is worse off because of me.
56.) I act hardcore all the time, and I act all the time, in general. I wish I did not have to wear a mask everywhere except alone with sara and laurah.
57.) I will get a computer with windows on it at some point in the future. I will likely do most of my hacking on that computer, because I am too much of a noob to get things to work on linux.
58.) I can't do javascript injections.
59.) I can't get gtk to compile.
60.) My parents fight all the time.
61.) I am dragged into the middle of my parents conflict. My mom makes an active attempt to do so.
62.) My mom won't let me have my own room, because she would rather fight than help me.
63.) I broke up with laurah because I felt trapped. Now I feel alone and trapped. One person could make me happy, but she never will.
64.) My dad is totally paranoid and has all the wrong ideas about everything.
65.) I got a C in NSL, pretended like I didn't care, but I did.
66.) I have no good teachers, mentors, or actually, anyone in my life which I would like to learn from.
67.) I am alone.
68.) I am depressed.
69.) I am suicidal.
70.) I would rather kill myself than fix my problems.
71.) I have 70 reasons to hate my life.
So if you were kind enough to read through this you may or may not be laughing or feel a bit sorry for me; either way I was told 4chan is the right place for someone to be cheered up so please help me out 4chan, I will be able to be contacted on 301 385 7208 for you to either cry with me or lulz with me and cheer me up.
I decided I'd do a list of 71 reasons why I hate myself, to make myself feel better. Here goes so don’t bury this until I’ve finished posting it;
1.) I suck at wow. I used to love wow, and I thought I was good, but now, I realize I'm bad, and it angers me.
2.) I suck at most other video games. The games I'm good at are single player and utterly easy.
3.) I have no real friends. Philip pretty much just talks about wow. Elliot is just an asshole. Laurah is well meaning and hopeless. Those are the only people I'm really close to, excluding sara.
4.) (almost an extension of #1) Laurah is level 70. I am stuck dying in zangermarsh.
5.) Sara will never like me.
6.) Ellie will never like me.
7.) I doubt I will have a girlfriend (excluding me getting back together with laurah out of bad judgement) for the rest of high school. I can't have no friends and no girlfriend.
8.) I've run out of things to talk about with sara, and she's stopping talking to me. She'll utterly stop soon. I'll just go off and be depressed without her.
9.) My laptop has dead pixels in the right middle of the screen.
10.) My laptop has shit all over it that makes it sticky/dull and I can't wipe it off.
11.) I wanted a laptop to I could break wifi. I have not broken one wep key in the four months I have had my laptop.
12.) Everyone except philip is constantly trying to break holes in everything I stand for. Elliot and Jesse mock my laptop and me having linux on it. People at school do that for everything. I'm breaking down.
13.) My family fights all the time.
14.) My mom is a total bitch and still expects me to coddle her.
15.) After attempting suicide because I broke after everythign was piled on me, my parents continue to purposely stress me out.
16.) I suck at guitar.
17.) I am too lazy to get better at guitar.
18.) I have no musical talent whatsoever.
19.) I don't have any actual knowledge of music.
20.) I care about my grades.
21.) I get shit grades.
22.) I'll sell out.
23.) My mom is a cold-hearted bitch.
24.) My dad is an overwarm dope who thinks the world is a giant playground.
25.) I'm depressed and my parents don't care.
26.) Lexi is a backstabbing bitch, and I trusted her.
27.) I am not a good programmer.
28.) I can't do network programming.
29.) I'll NEVER be able to do shellcodes.
30.) I don't know enough C, nor will I ever know enough C, to make my own linux distro.
31.) I dont' know anything about the actual underworkings of the linux kernel. Or ANYTHING at all about unix for that matter.
32.) I can't do SQL injection.
33.) I am such a raving noob that I can't even crack an MD5 hash.
34.) I will never be able to write my own exploits.
35.) I have filled my hard drive with books I will never read.
36.) I have nothing to do at any given moment. I am bored, but saddend. I have nothing that I want to do, except ridiculous, adolescant dreams.
37.) I'm not political. I will sell out, as will maddy and elliot and everyone else I think is political.
38.) I lost the wisk comandments.
39.) I have no actual reason to be alive.
40.) I'd like to get back together with laurah. I just would never have closure with anything else. And I need that.
41.) This list is 40+ items right now.
42.) I cannot crack a website.
43.) I cannot crack a shittily secured windows XP box.
44.) I couldn't hack anything.
45.) I can't go on skype and have rhythmbox open at the same time.
46.) I am too much of a raving noob to fix anything on my computer. My skill extends to repeating verbatim what I read on wiki's and forums.
47.) My contribution to anarchy is shitty graffiti in a yuppie suburb.
48.) I will never do anything of major reknown.
49.) My problems are minor compared to others, but are still major to me. That fact doesn't help me at all.
50.) Nothing I write will ever even be accepted on totse.
51.) Nothing I write will ever be accepted on anything. Or read by anyone.
52.) I will never contribute more to the piracy movement than that Babel torrent.
53.) Laurah isn't talking to me. She's probably on WoW.
54.) My parents traumatize my sister, constantly. I am powerless to help her or stop them.
55.) Anyone who I attempt to befriend or get close to invitably hates me or is worse off because of me.
56.) I act hardcore all the time, and I act all the time, in general. I wish I did not have to wear a mask everywhere except alone with sara and laurah.
57.) I will get a computer with windows on it at some point in the future. I will likely do most of my hacking on that computer, because I am too much of a noob to get things to work on linux.
58.) I can't do javascript injections.
59.) I can't get gtk to compile.
60.) My parents fight all the time.
61.) I am dragged into the middle of my parents conflict. My mom makes an active attempt to do so.
62.) My mom won't let me have my own room, because she would rather fight than help me.
63.) I broke up with laurah because I felt trapped. Now I feel alone and trapped. One person could make me happy, but she never will.
64.) My dad is totally paranoid and has all the wrong ideas about everything.
65.) I got a C in NSL, pretended like I didn't care, but I did.
66.) I have no good teachers, mentors, or actually, anyone in my life which I would like to learn from.
67.) I am alone.
68.) I am depressed.
69.) I am suicidal.
70.) I would rather kill myself than fix my problems.
71.) I have 70 reasons to hate my life.
So if you were kind enough to read through this you may or may not be laughing or feel a bit sorry for me; either way I was told 4chan is the right place for someone to be cheered up so please help me out 4chan, I will be able to be contacted on 301 385 7208 for you to either cry with me or lulz with me and cheer me up.